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3.6K views 30 replies 20 participants last post by  quickwrench  
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First off, not looking to hook up or anything, happily married here.

For example: Yahoo Personals or CraigsList has "Casual Encounters" personals. People advertise wanting to hook up. Most ads are downright direct. Wondering if anyone has experience with these things. Seems all too simple, like there's a catch. Either its a trap or they're just trying to sell AmWay or porn sites or they're fat ass nasty chicks.

Just browsing some ads today out of simple curosity. Some bizarre ads / people out there if they're legit.


Craig
 
#4 ·
I actually have a buddy from high school that I chat with from time to time. I always wondered why he never had a girlfriend but he's shy and I just figured he just couldn't get the nerve. About a year or so ago he told me why...those personal adds are legit. He said, "Why bother will the hasle of a real girlfriend when if I need to get laid, I check out one of these chicks?" He did say you don't always get a jem but if you're up front and honest with them, they'll be the same with you.
So, moral, yes, people actually do this shit and get hooked up like that.
 
#5 ·
without getting into specifics, a friend of a bartender I know posts on craigslist. Depending upon the situation there is a fee or no fee. basically it boils down to whether she likes you or not. She came into the bar one night and through the course of storytelling, someone mentioned strip darts(kinda like strip poker). Well, we ended up playing a few games and I eventually won. it's was harmless fun but a little kinky stuff was brought up. 4 days later she invited me over for the "real fun" for free.

3 days after that I found her craigslist ad.3-4 other people knew about it and didnt say a word to me
 
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yup.. I even Febreeze'd and Lysol'd her before anything happened I didn't think mineral spirits were necessary. She's a damn good lookin 34 y.o and she um...knows what she's doing lol
 
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The casual Encounters section are usually either bogus, or they are trying to redirect you to some site like Fling or HornyMatches. You can find something on there if you are patient.

I've had great luck on the Erotic W4M section. There is some great shit in there. I was just in Minneapolis last week and the prices were great. Those whores are having to work hard to compete for the dollars now.

I've used that site when travelling for work in San Diego, San Jose, Los Angeles area, Temecula, Salt Lake City, Phoenix, and Tucson. Also in San Antonio. I phuckin love it. Could not believe it was real at first.
 
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The story of how strip darts started is funny too. I made a bet with another bartender from the bar(I've been going there for 4 yrs and the bar owner's son is my roommate). I bet her she couldn't hit a bullseye in 6 darts. If I won, she had to flash the bar. If she won, I had to drop my pants for her.

I was doing great til the last dart when she went double bull on my ass. So as a man of my word I went into the ladies bathroom and dropped em for her. She was nice enough to return the favor and "show em to me." Very nice setup on a 45 y.o. woman even if the headlights were aftermarket. The "lower body panels" were smooth as silk. No need for Febreeze on that one...just a lil honey and Smuckers Raspberry jelly

someone telling that story was what led to the story I told earlier. For an older people's bar, some wild shit goes down. Average age is 45-55 but there's about 8-10 of us that go there. At first we were the outcasts, but when we started drinkin and actin up they warmed up to us
 
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#20 ·
No need to pay, just use the MSN Personals or step down to the Yahoo ones. Lots of Horny chicks 30-45 year olds that got devorced thinking they where missing out on something, then found out their is a lot of choice the markets, flooded with them, so while the kids are at Dads house for the weekend, they are ready to Party!!!!
Craigs list is the trailer park girls and cops
 
#27 ·
Most of the craigslist ads are spam. I had a friend think he was going to get a "MILF" off those things, needless to say he's still trying. Haha

But a funny story (from the same friend) is when he sprayed his junk with BRAKECLEAN after hooking up with a chick in a trailer after the drag races...she wasnt the best looking thing and he figured that brakeclean gets oil off so it will clean him up. After the burning it must have worked cause he didnt get anything...lol
 
#30 ·
OUCH!!!! Had a friend spill gas on his junk once and it was no picnic for him.

Keep it coming guys this is funny shit.

Craig
 
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