Define midget?

 

This.

 

Yes, now you know someone.

 

Oh shit I thought it was a proposition .

 

I fucked a short arse once. Does that count?

 

No. A few almost ones though

 

By midget, I mean less than 4 feet tall. Normal sized head but small body. Some have bubble butts.

 

We're getting somewhere now. She's a religious nut, says she's a cubit tall. Hope that helps.

 

Then I'm out.

 

Does four foot five count.

 

i had me a 4'5 one too. beautiful but no legs! blew me standing up and she didnt have to get on her knees either.:-Shower

 

I've never dipped into any woman less than 5 feet tall.
Midgets? Never had that kind of freaky desire. The one from the original "Total Recall" movie in 1990 got me asking friends back then about them.

 

Im still looking for a girl with 3 tits like the one from Total recall.

 

Surely this must interest you...

 

Not unless 4ft10in counts. Second ol lady was a spinner or curler..........whatever mood I was in. With me being 6ft2in, it was close enough.

 

Fake....

 

You don't say...

 

The 3rd tit should be on her back where it belongs.

 

4'11" is as close as I've gotten

 

I used to ball one that was 4'10" and 90 lbs. She had a shallow pussy. It would not accomidate me whatever I did. Her mom was another story, I ended up fucking her more than the daughter. Untill dad found out. I wasnt trying to die at 20, so I walked away from the whole family.

 

I used to ball one that was 4'10" and 90 lbs. She had a shallow pussy. It would not accomidate me whatever I did.

Better too shallow than too deep.

Scott

 

I've got a midget penis, does that count?

 

nope cause you have a smoking hot wife it offsets

 

4'9" tall but normal in every proportions especially that sweet pussy of hers, DAMN that vagina was awesome!!! The Ex's vagina was good too she is about 5'9" tall. Neither had kids, as that changes them, changes them, changes them, chang,,, Yep they are bigger if she won't exercise those kegel muscles.

Midgets are messed up in proportions.

 

Ok I read this and thought this dude has issues. IMHO

 

I fucked a chick that was 5foot flat at 102 lbs. She was hot and liked to lick pussy if one was around.

 

you guys are fuckin idiots. No one gives a fuck if you fucked a regular ass woman that's 5 feet tall. Or 4'10" for that matter.

 

I've never even been up close to a midget person.

 

Had a friend hit one a long time ago..... Kinda freaky, but he was drinking and she was on him like white on rice.

 

It's on my bucket list.

 

X2

 

I saw one dancing at Taboo strip club in West Va a few weekends ago, she is a regular, not a feature dance.

She was brunette, kinda cute, nice tits with a bubble butt.

 

I saw one dancing at Taboo strip club in West Va a few weekends ago, she is a regular, not a feature dance.

She was brunette, kinda cute, nice tits with a bubble butt.

i havent been there in a while. looks like a roadtrip is in order, i gotta see a midget stripper. ive never fucked one, but went out of my way to drop a cropduster on one at a club one night.

 

I work with a guy who is married to 1,been married several years.

 

I did I was Nuts over her, she was just a little Sucker .