[bad466]

May bleeding piles distress you, may corns adorn your feet, may crabs as big as assholes crawl on your balls and eat, and when your old and feeble in a sephalactic wreck, may your spine drop through your asshole and break your fucking neck.

 

[86koop]

From a job site porta John....

Here is sit tired and dirty, playing hide and seek till 3:30.

Best porta jon joke I've seen so far is, a big arrow pointing to the toilet lid & escape hatch to Mexico written under it.

 

[Old But Crafty]

Not exactly a poem, but I saw it on the bathroom wall in Camron Bay when going home. It always stuck with me.
"War may be hall....
but actual combat is a mother fucker"

 

[JETS GARAGE]

 

[Mitch H]

Here I sit, on the pooper, giving birth to a Buckeye Trooper

 

[JETS GARAGE]

 

[JETS GARAGE]

This one is deep....

 

[Pamopar]

sign at urinal "Welcome To Where All The Dicks Hang Out"

 

[KRAMER 555]

Above the urinal-why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand!

 

[Bigtruckdrivah]

here i sit buns a flexin given birth to another TEXAN.

hahah fuck you!!!

 

[KRAMER 555]

When I was young and had no sense,I pissed on an electric fence. It shocked my dick and shocked my balls and made me shit my overalls

 

[1badbird]

Here I sit buns a flex-en, giving birth to another Texan!!!

I see I was treed!!

 

[wanger 714]

I always remember sitting in a dark and dingy restroom back in the early 70's ..It was at an old United Technologies plant,,, ( in the pressroom of the facility.) The stalls were all tarnished white plywood and I could see someone had written something in the lower left corner of the door I was of course facing .. They had written it in really small letters and I bent down a little to read it ... I still couldn't, so I bent a little more .. Finally getting close enough... the point that I could read it , It Said ...

" You are now shitting at a 45 degree angle "

 

[1925republic]

There once was a man from Nantucket
His dick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin
If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it.

 

[Bigtruckdrivah]

Here I sit buns a flex-en, giving birth to another Texan!!!

I see I was treed!!

Fuck you too!!!

 

[ISELLSPEED]

As I sit on the throne I squeak out a moan as I feel Like I just shit a brick,
I look in the water just beyond my Dick and see a very scary sight,
That the brick I just passed from the hole in my ass resembles our #1 troll.

 

[my69brd]

If your hose is short
and your pump is weak
Stand close
or you'll pee on your feet

 

[birdtracker]

Here I sit in stinking vapor
Provided by my next stall neighbor
Why should I suffer
When he's the one with the stinkin shit.
birdtracker

 

[Spook]

Here I sit
upon the seat
smelling shit
and beating meat

 

[Mean Lx]

He who stands on toilet is high on pot. Confucius