[MacTools]

Bathrooms are widely used as party huts. Everything from people having sex, to people snorting coke from the top of a urinal.

Just remember to wash your hands before touching the door to leave.

Thank you,
Management

 

[MacTools]

So, what do you do with the phone when you have to wipe your ass?
Tell the person, "Hold on a minute, I need to wipe my ass".

Or, do you just say fuck it, I will wipe twice next time......

You wipe?

We need to have a sit down and talk about a few things.

 

[Mista Bone]

Thanks to COVID, you don't have to touch the doors to get in or out.

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[600" BBF]

A guy I know ( in his 40's) would call me from his office while he was on the toilet. The second time he called, and I hung up on him (like the time two months before) he got the message.

Just rude as hell, as far as I'm concerned. Just rude.

 

[franconepierre75]

You wipe?

We need to have a sit down and talk about a few things.

I wouldn't want you sitting on anything of mine.

 

[MacTools]

I wouldn't want you sitting on anything of mine.

Well.......no point in asking if I can sit on your face.

 

[Busted Knuckles]

I lived in a house before cell phones that had a land-line phone on the wall next to the toilet in the master bathroom. I never used it but really liked having it there for some reason.

I worked for a phone company years ago and the number one request for installing new phone jacks was in the bathroom.
I don't even take my phone in the bathroom with me. Jesus, there has to be some place a man can get a little privacy! She won't come in the bathroom when she knows I'm taking care of business in there but that doesn't have anything to do with privacy, rather the noxious, corrosive fumes that'll take the curl right out of her hair...

 

[434 Olds]

I worked for 2 brothers once and the one brother would lay out a 2 foot long turd and take a pic of it with his phone then show the guys in the shop of his prize.

 

[MacTools]

Thanks to COVID, you don't have to touch the doors to get in or out.

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Interesting, I was unaware. So something good did come from the virus.

 

[Mista Bone]

Common with older folks. I make sure I take my phone to the bathroom with me. Had I not been living at home when Mom collapsed she would have laid there and died. I have an old cell phone that does wifi calling, no SIM card, just in case I need to call 911 if something happens in the bathroom.

 

[MacTools]

Common with older folks. I make sure I take my phone to the bathroom with me. Had I not been living at home when Mom collapsed she would have laid there and died. I have an old cell phone that does wifi calling, no SIM card, just in case I need to call 911 if something happens in the bathroom.

Good point. I stopped locking the bathroom door at home for emergency reason.

 

[Dondon1]

you can shoot the shit from both ends at the same time

 

[Mista Bone]

Interesting, I was unaware. So something good did come from the virus.

Hospitals had then before COVID, normal people just figured out how to use them.

When I was working in the food plants, we were taught to elbow in/out of rooms after scrubbing our hands heading to the PPE station.

You can now walk in, take a leak, and walk out without touching anything but your clothes and your pecker.

 

[Mista Bone]

Good point. I stopped locking the bathroom door at home for emergency reason.

If the door is closed and the fan is running, it's in use. Enter if you dare.

 

[dfarr67]

Have to say a friend called while in the crapper- I was offended and hung up.

 

[Aceshigh]

At home, sure…..
At work alone on 3rd shift, sure

God forbid out in a public restroom is a last resort
Hell no

 

[OldSBCGuy]

You wipe?

We need to have a sit down and talk about a few things.

I have never been in the 'position' to use a bidet.

 

[OldSBCGuy]

you can shoot the shit from both ends at the same time

Generally, ONLY when I am dog shit sick.
Doesn't happen very often, but it has happened.

 

[Michael Andersen]

I don't take a phone into the bathroom.
I am not tied to my phone at all.
I sometimes leave it at home when going to work.
I have left it at work.
It gets left in the car, sometimes for days.
I never go online with my phone.
I use it to make phone calls and occasionally text.
Besides, my usual bathroom duties are in/out 90 sec or less.
When I gotta go, I go. I don't sit around waiting for something to happen.
The toilet is my least favorite place to sit, why spend more time than absolutely necessary in that environment.
You know the saying "shit or get off the pot"

 

[Racer997]

Not only will I talk while on the shitter, I'll hold the phone between my legs when I'm ready to splash one down. Any additional sounds that come from pushing, are a bonus.

Call me, lets talk about it.

You don't film it? Rookie...