Not once have I, nor will I.

 

I've been known to perhaps answer a text in the past,...but never talk to anyone...eewww.

 

Not only will I talk while on the shitter, I'll hold the phone between my legs when I'm ready to splash one down. Any additional sounds that come from pushing, are a bonus.

Call me, lets talk about it.

 

I don't talk while I am shitting, and I don't shit while I am talking.

 

All the time.

 

So, what do you do with the phone when you have to wipe your ass?
Tell the person, "Hold on a minute, I need to wipe my ass".

Or, do you just say fuck it, I will wipe twice next time......

 

The shit house is what some people at work refer to as their phone booth!

We have big shithouses, 8 pissboys and probably 20 stalls are common. There was one guy that would bring a coffee and donut into a stall every day. He would set the donut on the floor on paper towel. You would see his hand pick up the donut take a bite and set it back done. Most people would think WTF is wrong with this person! Our shit houses are nasty. Everyday there would be one stall with caution tape over the stall door opening, the shitter would be splattered with shit along with the plumbing and the block wall behind the shitter.

 

If I get a call while in the bathroom, it goes to VM. if it is important, I'll send a "I'll call you back" text. If they ask "what are you so busy doing you can't take a call?" Send them a photo before flushing, but after washing your hands.

 

No. Seems disrespectful to me. Do you make calls while beating off too?
This is the largest problem with this country......the fucking phone is king.

 

it's hard to pinch a loaf and keep a hard on at the same time!

 

If its someone I know. My buddy called the other day when I was on the shitter. He knew I was on the toilet.

 

I lived in a house before cell phones that had a land-line phone on the wall next to the toilet in the master bathroom. I never used it but really liked having it there for some reason.

 

I worked for a phone company years ago and the number one request for installing new phone jacks was in the bathroom.
I don't even take my phone in the bathroom with me. Jesus, there has to be some place a man can get a little privacy! She won't come in the bathroom when she knows I'm taking care of business in there but that doesn't have anything to do with privacy, rather the noxious, corrosive fumes that'll take the curl right out of her hair...

 

He would set the donut on the floor on paper towel. You would see his hand pick up the donut take a bite and set it back done. Most people would think WTF is wrong with this person!

Yep, that's what I'm thinking. WTF? That's disgusting.

 

Bathrooms are widely used as party huts. Everything from people having sex, to people snorting coke from the top of a urinal.

Just remember to wash your hands before touching the door to leave.

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Interesting, I was unaware. So something good did come from the virus.

 

A guy I know ( in his 40's) would call me from his office while he was on the toilet. The second time he called, and I hung up on him (like the time two months before) he got the message.

Just rude as hell, as far as I'm concerned. Just rude.

 

I worked for 2 brothers once and the one brother would lay out a 2 foot long turd and take a pic of it with his phone then show the guys in the shop of his prize.

 

Somebody has constipation problems if they're shitting 2 foot logs. People with normal bowel movements don't have enough poop to make one that long. They shit too often for it to build up like that. That only happens with heavy constipation. Sucks for him.

 

Common with older folks. I make sure I take my phone to the bathroom with me. Had I not been living at home when Mom collapsed she would have laid there and died. I have an old cell phone that does wifi calling, no SIM card, just in case I need to call 911 if something happens in the bathroom.

 

Good point. I stopped locking the bathroom door at home for emergency reason.

 

you can shoot the shit from both ends at the same time

 

Generally, ONLY when I am dog shit sick.
Doesn't happen very often, but it has happened.

 

Have to say a friend called while in the crapper- I was offended and hung up.

 

At home, sure…..
At work alone on 3rd shift, sure

God forbid out in a public restroom is a last resort
Hell no

 

I don't take a phone into the bathroom.
I am not tied to my phone at all.
I sometimes leave it at home when going to work.
I have left it at work.
It gets left in the car, sometimes for days.
I never go online with my phone.
I use it to make phone calls and occasionally text.
Besides, my usual bathroom duties are in/out 90 sec or less.
When I gotta go, I go. I don't sit around waiting for something to happen.
The toilet is my least favorite place to sit, why spend more time than absolutely necessary in that environment.
You know the saying "shit or get off the pot"

 

Over 3 decades ago, when I built my current home, I wired up for a phone in the Master Bath Toilet room......we called it the "Throne Phone"......it used to hang on the wall right next to the toilet. Just a blank plate there now, as we no longer have a landline.

I didn't use it much at all, but it was handy when you were expecting a call, and you were in the Bathroom......not necessarily taking a crap! Or at night (in bed) when the phone rang, and it was family.......back then, the battery/cordless phones weren't that good.......especially in a large home, where the base was too far away.

 

So, how do phone fanatics take showers every day?
Do they take their phones into the showers with them, shorten their showers in order to NOT miss a text, or do they simply skip showers to avoid missing a text or two?

 

Yes I take my phone into the shower. I put it in a zip lock bag. Kind of hard to jackoff looking at a tile wall.

 

I've done calls in the shitter. Its as good as any other place talking on the phone. A two birds with one stone effect.

 

I do have several friends (retired of course!) that will call me and discuss their car issues/builds or their construction projects......most of the times that is going to be a 45 minute to an hour phone call. Sometimes, depending on what I am doing at that time, I won't take the call, and call them back later.......but when I am on the phone with them, and I have to take a leak, I will do so (gotta sit like a girl then! LOL) and I don't have to call them back (even more time on the phone!), and keep doing my chores while I'm listening to them.......they do most of the talking......I just suggest solutions, most of the time. The Speaker phone option works best for their calls.......I can still get my shit (pun intended!) done while I'm "listening"!

 

I'll step outside and piss in the grass. I didn't see the neighbor's daughter one night (16 at the time) she yelled and scared the shit out of me, I looked over and she's doing the same. She married a sailor who I got to meet when he was home on leave. She snapped a pic of all three (her Dad) of us pissing off the deck one night. Sadly they moved over a year ago, I lost two drinking/grilling partners when they moved.

 

2 foot long turds, interesting. Waiting for someone to post they breakup and examine their shit for worms.

Come on, don't be shy.

 

It used to be that way until I found out the Russian bitch was actual a dude. I now need visual proof you are indeed a woman without a penis.