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What Do Your Exes Do...?

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#1 · (Edited)
A friend and I were discussing ex-girlfriends (and in his case, ex-wives, too) yesterday. The subject of "what are they doing now?" came up. I keep up with exactly none of them, so while I have no answer for some of them, for others I do (or did, at least) know what they did for a living. I suppose it's possible that they don't do these things anymore, sure, but this is what they were doing then or what I have heard they are doing now...

Two are elementary school teachers...
One works at SWA (former in-flight and now in ops somewhere, I heard)...
One is an attorney (in patent law, I think)...
One is a dental assistant (or maybe a medical assistant)...
One is a housewife...
One was an HR representative, but I think she's a realtor now...?
One worked admin at a church, but don't know for sure now...
One is dead (but is probably still a full-time slut because she was when she was alive)...
I have no idea what the others do...

If you know, what do your exes do...?
 
#4 ·
Damn Racer, you been passed around like an Indian peace pipe, :ROFLMAO:. Im more curious what they'd all have to say about YOU my dude, lol. JK, but kinda not really. Im 18yrs in at 42 with my wife. Exes, ummm I dunno. My generation, everyone just fucked everyone in the inner n outer circles, lol. We called it share n tear! I dont know many who'd call any of us "in a relationship". Just a matter of who's turn it was. Luckily I met one by chance who was nothing like that. She was/is a keeper.
 
#6 ·
Licks the sweat off Satan's balls like a good wife should do...
 
#8 ·
My first wife is/was a nurse.
I made a deal with the Judge to send her to school instead of alimony to prove she wasn't a conman after my company.

Of course she milked it for all it was worth, but I knew she would never get remarried and I would pay until the day she died.

No clue if she's still working or alive, she was up in crap hole chicago last I heard many years ago.


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#9 ·
My first wife is/was a nurse.
I made a deal with the Judge to send her to school instead of alimony to prove she wasn't a conman after my company.

Of course she milked it for all it was worth, but I knew she would never get remarried and I would pay until the day she died.

No clue if she's still working or alive, she was up in crap hole chicago last I heard many years ago.


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Where did you find such a reasonable judge?
 
#12 · (Edited)
Who the fuck cares? They’re EXes for a reason.
Irrelevant. I’ve had some real shitty cars, motorcycles, and guns that I’d never own again, but I remember stuff about them even in the face of wanting to forget…


Still tapping them time to time. Nurses
The one I married was in nursing school when I met her. Not a nurse now, though; she’s in medical coding…


Likely sucking infected dicks for drug money in Kentucky, she gained 130 lbs after the divorce 30+ years ago. From 80 lbs to over 200 lbs. Her own sister doesn't even talk to her.
Like cars, some look good until you get them in the right light, eh…?
 
#13 ·
Irrelevant. I’ve had some real shitty cars, motorcycles, and guns that I’d never own again, but I remember stuff about them even in the face of wanting to forget…




The one I married was in nursing school when I met her. Not a nurse now, though; she’s in medical coding…




Like cars, some look good until you get them in the right light, eh…?
There’s a difference between remembering them, and keeping tabs on them and following them later once you’ve moved on. Unless you had kids or were somehow otherwise intertwined with them through business or something, there’s no reason to worry about what a whole list of EXes is doing after you split with them. That’s just weird as fuck.

I have three ex-girlfriends in particular who I had serious relationships with that lasted years.. I don’t have a clue what any of them are doing today and haven’t had any contact with them since we broke up. That’s normal. Being hung up on old EXes to the point where you make a thread about it and you know exactly what they’re all up to today, that’s stalker shit. Creepy as fuck.
 
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#20 ·
“Aged out” exotic dancer by now

likely gaggin off an old man to support herself
 
#21 ·
I've looked high and low, searched through the couch cushions and under the seat of my truck, even through the trash and I can't find a single fuck to give about my ex....
 
#26 · (Edited)
Go with your Gut!
been married 40 yrs, but did spend 10 yrs. with a girl! she was always close with my relatives who've all passed now and the only time I'd see her was funerals! getting close to my checkout time so I see no harm in talking, Kinda curious what life woulda been! couldn't have been better,just different!I Know my 3 kids wouldn't be who they are!
I have a perfect Wife [no bs]and Lake house, I'm sure there's a lineup waiting for me to GTFO!
 
#28 ·
Sitting af a graduation party for my son, I got to laughing. My ex-wife and her BFF were at the table, along with my ex-SIL and my Mother. Vicki (BFF, whom I lost my virginity too) elbowed hard in the ribs and asked WTF was wrong with me. I simply told her I've been in every pussy here...and got elbowed again....My ex's third husband (RIP) got to laughing as well, he figured it out.
 
#30 ·
My two ex wives aren't doing much at all. They're both dead.

My first marriage failed because the wife required an inordinate amount of attention about the time I was trying to run a very time consuming business. So I shared in the blame there. What I didn't share in was how she responded - by sleeping with everyone on the local high school football team and every member of the 49th Bomber Squad at our local Air Force base....strangers in bars...her karate instructor who was 25 years younger..... I saw she wasn't going to stop so I stopped it, the day I came home and discovered her out on a date with one of the aforementioned Air Force dudes.

I hated it; marriages are supposed to work but shit happens. I did get two great children out of the deal so I'm grateful to her for that.

Second wife was a great lady but 2 packs/day for 40 years is hazardous to your health and lung cancer took her at age 58. Got a loosely-termed 'girlfriend' now but other than that, no more actual relationships. Probably just as well.
 
#31 ·
Guys, don't laugh but I escaped a bullet with my ex fiance. We broke up many, many years ago - I went on to become a big time MAGA, she now works for the democrat party of California, is a huge Sanders supporter, was a delegate for him in Philly in 2016, and almost drown when she was protesting huge cargo ships coming into port in LA while in kayak.
 
#33 ·
One Ex GF is probably still trying to sort out her head meds. She is an extremely successful Banking Executive, but her personal life is a disaster due to her mental illness. She calls me every now and then, usually after her latest relationship blows up. It was fun while it lasted. She was a lot of fun and could fuck like a porn star. Another Ex GF is probably on her back with a different dude than she was with last night, and has another one lined up for tomorrow. She has literally had a mile of cock run through her and shows no signs of slowing down. I didn’t know her that well when we started dating and when I started hearing the rumors, I dismissed it as small town gossip and hate from other women because she was very beautiful. It was true though. Total deviant slut bag, and no…. I’m not posting her number.
 
#38 ·
I believe she owns an international business of some sorts. I have not spoken to her since 2002. We have mutual friends so I get unsolicited updates from the women in our friends group. When we were together I was nothing but trouble. I’m glad I didn’t slow her down in life.