lol, im Local but never been to the cellar, So what was with the cellar?? just a dump or like 60 year old crack head Gal's...........

 

We pulled in and talked to the hillbilly parking guy, after our conversation we drove away in a fast matter!

I really wanted to go in for a minute, just to see how nasty the girls looked!

 

Sounds like my kind of place. My favorite local strip joint is in a trailer park.

 

Sounds like my kind of place. My favorite local strip joint is in a trailer park.

faintly sounds like a place in Lake Geneva, WI.....

 

im local and know NEVER EVER EVER EVER go to the cellar.

silver slipper saloon in ottawa or Club O would have been your best bet. hell even crazy rock is a shithole compared to the slipper or O

 

It was a little much to take in at first. First time I have ever been to a strip club where there were no girls dancing on the stage. There was this chick there that had a smile that reminded me of a 1953 Buick Grille! I swear her teeth were 3/4 of a inch long. There was another girl there that had to weigh 250-300 easy! 2 other girls that weren't all that bad. I kinda got the indication that there was alot more happening behind closed doors! One dancer kept on asking where we were staying cause she wanted to party with us. NO THANKS! Next year we are gonna have t-shirts made up that say "I survived the Cellar in Joliet " and wear them all weekend! Straight up getto strip club!

 

been there once.. pregnant mexican girl, few crackheads and a couple grandmas. It made for good laughs, the bummer was the prices for beer.

next time take a ride on 80 back towards the IL/IN line and visit club 390

 

We laughed alot! The bartender was the best thing to look at. She was a pretty cool black chick,We got to talking about where we were from and we told her "Nebraska" and she said "is that where potatoes come from" We almost fell over. My buddy got took for $30.00 dollars though! So there must be some smarts there!

 

oh man a bud of mine came down from canada a awhile back ago we ended up there one night,as we were sitting at the bar he quietly said "what the fuck" I said what man turned around just as he stood up and yelled out "that chick is fucking pregnant man!" well thats all I remember from that place.

 

Pretty scary wasn't it! These two small mexicans were sitting next to the stage when "Large Marge" was dancing and she was rubbing here HUGE ass in there face and I swear one of them is still missing! I think they ran the food truck that was parked out front!

 

seriously go to mexico the strippers there are worse,we were in San Felipe there was this stripper,lactating stripper mind you that was pissed of cuz one of the guys sitting at the stage was turned around talking to one of his friends,she reached down and tilted his head back(face up) and started grinding her snatch all over his face he struggled free got up grabbed our bottle of tequila and proceeded to was his face with it fuckin priceless man.

 

There is a strip joint around the corner from the shop. We went in there recently for the lunch special... the waitress had a cute smile and ass to go with it. Moments after saying hi she pointed at the 40 something yr old lady dancing.. and promptly told us that was her mom! Yikes!!!!

And for what it's worth... same place has a midget chick that dances there as well. One of Fort Worth's finest establishments ya know.

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LOLOL!!! Ahhh, the Sugar Shack. I knew alot of women that used to go to that place!

 

I used to go to the Vegas Club outside Janesville, but ever that place went downhill