How do you go about doing this? Do you walk up to the chicken slowly, then grab it and go to town? What kind of chicken do you use? Do you use one of those DNA modified chickens that can't even walk or a free range chicken?
Fucking a chicken for the first time.
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Just don't fall in love; it would be embarrasing to propose to a chicken.
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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... Well, I guess we finally answered "THAT question!"
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I would practice with a pillow first.
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First Goats now Chickens 
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What kinda sick fucker would fuck a pig or a goat ? That's just nasty . . . . .
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Butt fuckin a chicken is morally wrong. Nothing wrong with straight sex, however. 'specially if she's cute!
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And it would be even more embarrassing if you'd already done her mom.
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Food for thought: Sigmund Freud would have a field day with you fuckers. Carry on.
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Like you never got a woody driving past KFC! :-KFC
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Hardly.....after about 15 minutes he'd PM the administration of this board looking to get people banned.
How do you know he wasn't doing his dog?
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