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so my kid comes home from school and was talkin about people crackin on each other and needed some help. so i dust off the memory and give him a few....what do ya got?

your moms so short her feet is on her drivers license...

your moms so fat she goes to the movies and sits next to everybody...

your moms so strong she can blow bubbles with now-and-laters...

your moms so strong she can gargle peanut butter...

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Your momma's like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows, and lays in the closet.

Your momma's like a toilet, she's so full of shit.

Your momma's like a hardware store 5 cents a screw

Your momma's like a squirell, she can't keep nuts out of her mouth.

Your momma's like a buffet, $3.00 and it's all you can eat!

Your momma's like buckleys, she tastes bad but works

Your momma's like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on.

Your momma's like a refrigerator, every one sticks there meet in her

Your momma's like a nascar driver she burns fifty rubbers a day

Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow

Your momma's like a hockey puck everyone gets a whack!

Your momma's like a merry go round everyone gets a spin!

Your momma's like a bus everyone gets a ride!

Your momma's like a boomeramg she keeps coming back for more.

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo momma's so fat that when the whales saw her they started singing "we are family"

Yo momma is so fat when she goes to a restaurant she has to be greased in and out of the boothes

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mamma's so fat when she went on school feild trips the school had to raise fund to feed her.

Your momma's so fat she makes free willy look like a goldfish

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle
 

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Your mom's so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.

What's the difference between your momma and a 747?........ Not everyone can ride a 747.
 

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Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again

Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide

Yo mamma's so fat she was attacked by japenese mlitary, they thought she was godzillas wife.

Yo mama is so fat when I layed back on her stomach i rolled twce and I was still in the middle[/QUOTE]


lmao
 

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Yo mommas pussy so tight when she goes pee it whistles
 

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Yo mama so fat, she look like she got a pack of hot dogs in the back of her neck.
 

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yo mommas so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other peoples fingers...
 
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