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WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get
married again?


HUSBAND:


Definitely not!



WIFE:


Why not - don't you like being married?



HUSBAND:


Of course I do.



WIFE:


Then why wouldn't you remarry?



HUSBAND:


Okay, I'd get married again.



WIFE:


You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).



HUSBAND:


(Makes audible groan).



WIFE:


Would you live in our house?



HUSBAND:


Sure, it's a great house.



WIFE:


Would you sleep with her in our bed?



HUSBAND:


Where else would we sleep?



WIFE:


Would you let her drive my car?



HUSBAND:

Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:


Would you replace my pictures with hers?



HUSBAND:


That would seem like the proper thing to do.



WIFE:


Would she use my golf clubs?



HUSBAND:


No, she's left-handed.



WIFE:

- silence - -



HUSBAND:

Fuck
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Dammit, got caught!
 

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lol. my wife asked me this question once and my answer was "Yes and if i am lucky she will be the same size as you and she can wear all your clothes" not the right answer i guess.
 

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How about the George Klass answer:

"HELL NO, Im not making that mistake again".

bob
 

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That's always a good one....
 
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