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A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question......

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay,okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would?" ( with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan)
WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."
WIFE: " Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you give her my jewlery?"
HUSBAND: "NO, I'm sure she'd want her own."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "NO, She's left handed."
WIFE:--------SILENCE-----------
HUSBAND: "SHIT."
 

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Monty Mikho said:
LMFAO!!! Is that why women ask so many damn questions before going to sleep? :evil:
You're supposed to actually sleep when in bed w/ a woman? I thought you do your thang and then send 'em packing???
 

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Monty Mikho said:
LMFAO!!! Is that why women ask so many damn questions before going to sleep? :evil:
You're supposed to actually sleep when in bed w/ a woman? I thought you do your thang and then send 'em packing???
Thats what a smart man does.. We are talking about married people here.. :smt005
 

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Shit I ask my ?'s before Gary goes to :smt015 ,since he goes to bed way before I do. :-D
 

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No....Mornings are soooo much better, I love to solve all of lifes problems 5 mins after I wake up!!!!

Yeah right.

My wife has a flawless plan, she lures me upstairs, now sleeping doesn't come into play here, then all the while with the promise of....umm.....well, pleasure she engages me in 15-20 mins of conversation.

She claims its the only time she has my undivided attention!!!!!

It seems to work :-D
 

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fasterw18s said:
No....Mornings are soooo much better, I love to solve all of lifes problems 5 mins after I wake up!!!!

Yeah right.

My wife has a flawless plan, she lures me upstairs, now sleeping doesn't come into play here, then all the while with the promise of....umm.....well, pleasure she engages me in 15-20 mins of conversation.

She claims its the only time she has my undivided attention!!!!!

It seems to work :-D
If that works for her I might have to try that with Gary then. :-D
 

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geez, are we supposed to talk to them also? what will they want next(lol)
 
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