[Mista Bone]

I know a woman (just a friend) and chat now and then that is an escort. Been friends for years. Met her on a business trip to Cleveland maybe 22 years ago. Talked had dinner and a few drinks at the bar but that was it. Still remain friends today. The dough she makes is incredible and in most cases doesn't even have to fuck the dude. She travels all over and these old scumbag perverts that are extremely wealthy will fly her to a given location just so she can strip/dance for the dudes while they stroke their cocks, or torture their cocks and torture their balls. The stories she has told me are the most fucked up. Old guys (talking late 70's or early 80's) actually pay her to get nude and slap and squeeze their cocks and balls until they can't take it any longer. WTF

BINGO!

BR and his wife are global swingers, both in their late 50's, When they travel separately, it's an open relationship. Mostly for companionship and not having to worry about STD's and such. Ms. BR has her own "island boys" in the Bahamas and such.

Seems they skipped Disney for now and went for the big island. They lost one of her bags, but it made it to the island and will be delivered in the morning.

 

[cepx111]

As entertaining as this thread is- makes me appreciate the semi level headed woman who agreed to marry me

No fucking shit...lol

 

[cepx111]

I know a woman (just a friend) and chat now and then that is an escort. Been friends for years. Met her on a business trip to Cleveland maybe 22 years ago. Talked had dinner and a few drinks at the bar but that was it. Still remain friends today. The dough she makes is incredible and in most cases doesn't even have to fuck the dude. She travels all over and these old scumbag perverts that are extremely wealthy will fly her to a given location just so she can strip/dance for the dudes while they stroke their cocks, or torture their cocks and torture their balls. The stories she has told me are the most fucked up. Old guys (talking late 70's or early 80's) actually pay her to get nude and slap and squeeze their cocks and balls until they can't take it any longer. WTF

The things men do when their wives quit putting out or are dead and gone....lol

Usually twice a year my elderly father and his friend would fly down to Mexico and stay at some all inclusive resort, his friend knew people there so he had the hook-up, they'd go into town and get their dicks sucked by some fine young Latinas everyday, $100 American will get you anything you want, all day long, the most expensive part was the hotel room and the trip there.

 

[434 Olds]

This story comes from a guy i once knew who passed away a few years ago. He was never married and always picked up women at bars or in this a case an airport. He was away on business and met this woman so they started talking and went and got something to eat. He ended up taking her back to his hotel and started getting into it. They got into the 69 position with her on top and he said she was getting very wet. He`s saying to himself, wow she is really horny then he said wait a minute, this taste like blood. He said right at that second, she had a miscarriage on his face. He threw her off the bed and started puking. The look on his face when he told me this story was priceless. He said he never ate pussy again after that episode.

 

[fourhour]

Reminds me of an old adage, "Once you get past the smell you got it licked!"

 

[Chuckinnj]

Reminds me of an old adage, "Once you get past the smell you got it licked!"

OR……. The playground is too close to the sewer.

BTW! I call BS on the #104 post "urban legend" miscarriage story.……..
Period: YES! Miscarriage: NO!

 

[Venomv8]

OR……. The playground is too close to the sewer.

BTW! I call BS on the #104 post "urban legend" miscarriage story.……..
Period: YES! Miscarriage: NO!

Im calling BS too, no way in hell some woman has a miscarriage during that and just keeps going. Women know something is really wrong right away and it would definitely not be a normal sensation, nor something 99.9999999% of them would just keep letting some dude have his face in it.

 

[Irocboyzz28]

Just the other week i had a date with a girl and before we even banged i pulled a used comdom out from her.

 

[H-Pattern]

Just the other week i had a date with a girl and before we even banged i pulled a used comdom out from her.

Did you fuck her anyway?

 

[birdtracker]

so this story came from my boss. His brother set him up on a double date, and they met the girls at a local bar, They seemed to hit it off after 8 or so drinks, and she invited all 3 of them back to her place. One thing leads to another and she drags him into the bath room. She is grinding her ass into his crotch telling him to stick it in. He said it wouldn't go no matter what he tried. She was getting raw from all the pushing. So he opens the medicine cabinet and grabs the first thing he finds. So he squeezes it out on his hand and smears it on her ass crack! First off its Ora-jel, which led to two bad reactions. The first was the loud blood curling scream she let out and the second was she shit all over him. So he had his pants down around his ankles and both his t-shirt and pants are completely covered. So being drunk and all he takes them off and throws them in the trash. Puts his shoes and hat on and walks out to his truck and drives home. Only he had to go back the next day cause he dropped his wallet in the bathroom, Her husband opened the door. He introduced himself as her cousin. Got his wallet and was out of there. Birdtracker

 

[Gdogg]

Come on irocboy, you've got some better stories than that,

 

[Passmore]

Come on irocboy, you've got some better stories than that,

Surely someone has fucked some chick to find out they are related??? LMAO

 

[Venomv8]

Surely someone has fucked some chick to find out they are related??? LMAO

My sister dated and married a guy with the same last name. When they first started dating she wouldnt even kiss him til she found out they werent related. They went and did all this work with DNA, family trees, etc lol

 

[fourhour]

Im calling BS too, no way in hell some woman has a miscarriage during that and just keeps going. Women know something is really wrong right away and it would definitely not be a normal sensation, nor something 99.9999999% of them would just keep letting some dude have his face in it.

Don't women usually get very sick when they are experiencing a miscarriage?

Great stories in this thread.

One I remember wasn't at all horrible but one I couldn't wait to get away from. Old friends set me up with this freaken chick that just got back from living in the UK for a year. She had "developed" a British accent in just a year. Couldn't stand listening to her faking it and dumped her pretty quick. This line has stuck with me for nearly 50 years. "lit-l met-l bot-l ops"

 

[Duster340_]

The things men do when their wives quit putting out or are dead and gone....lol

Usually twice a year my elderly father and his friend would fly down to Mexico and stay at some all inclusive resort, his friend knew people there so he had the hook-up, they'd go into town and get their dicks sucked by some fine young Latinas everyday, $100 American will get you anything you want, all day long, the most expensive part was the hotel room and the trip there.

Friends dad bought a little camper and towed it down there with his F150, got into an accident and the truck went to some Mexican body shop, trailer ended up somewhere else. He goes to a hotel and orders up a hooker, died of heart attack. Buddy had to go down there, figure out what went wrong, find the truck, get it fixed, find the trailer and make his way home. He gave the trailer to the cab driver guy that drove him around for a week finding everything and being a translator.

 

[Venomv8]

Don't women usually get very sick when they are experiencing a miscarriage?

Great stories in this thread.

One I remember wasn't at all horrible but one I couldn't wait to get away from. Old friends set me up with this freaken chick that just got back from living in the UK for a year. She had "developed" a British accent in just a year. Couldn't stand listening to her faking it and dumped her pretty quick. This line has stuck with me for nearly 50 years. "lit-l met-l bot-l ops"

Im not sure about the sick part but I do know a girl who had one and she said it was very painful. She said she was keeled over on the floor and knew something was very wrong then started bleeding. Usually someone doesnt just miscarry without a reason so Id assume you would definitely have pain and cramps, etc. not something someone is just gonna get ate out through.

 

[joe cool]

I don't have any personal stories but my best friend has enough for us all. WW grew up together, and grew old together. He worked very hard , saved his money and retired early to Tampa area. Anyway he says the streets are full of not so young , but willing ladies. The bad part is when they find out he is a very good handyman his action doubled. He says he finally put up a web page listing what he charges for things like ceiling fan installation, install garbage disposal,faucet replace ect. He gets a lot of action before noon. A cuban lady has him booked for Costco trips weekly. She starts on the way home in the car , removes her teeth and finishes buy the time they get to her house. No drama, No bullshit. Just an old man and his tool belt .

 

[Kindred]

June 17,1993,still going on,hasn't ended yet....lol

 

[RFC]

does getting laid on the first date, then finding out she's your first cousin and ends up pregnant, count as a worst date? asking for a friend.....[1savoyracer]

 

[Irocboyzz28]

Did you fuck her anyway?

yeah once past the first 5 inches it still felt fresh