Excuse me for stealing this from the MEME thread but it seemed to fit very well.
Not really a date. Just out of college and working. My GF (which is now my ex wife) moved away to Germany for a summer to live with family. We had an agreement that when she returned we would get back with each other. So I started playing around with this girl I met at a party one night. It was late at night and I was hanging around the firepit alone and she came walking over. Started talking and one thing lead to another and we hooked up. She was so so no tits per say but had that cute tunnel around her pussy when you looked at her from the stern view. Tall blonde long legs so I said fuck it and we really went wild for the entire summer. Bars, concerts, beach.......
Labor day comes around, and it's a Wednesday night. We are supposed to go out dancing at a club with her two girlfriends and have a few drinks. I get out of the shower throw on the "leave it alone" cologne. Get dressed and I hear a car door shut!! Fuck!!! It's my GF and she's back from Germany. Never told me when she was coming home and wanted to surprise me. Now this other chick is coming to pick me up in 15 min. I jump into bed in my clothes and pretend I'm sick. She comes barging into my room and says "SURPRISE" I look at her and say "hey" she instantly went into tears. Told her I wasn't feeling well and I'd call her tomorrow. She left so upset and I felt like absolute shit.
As she's leaving I look and the "summer fun" girl is pulling up. This one did not know about the agreement I had with my GF as I thought it would be done by the time she got back from Germany. I knew I had a choice to make and much later in life little did I know that the choice was the wrong one and we ended up getting divorced.
We go out and she (summer fun girl) starts hammering the drinks, she's out dancing having a blast with her girlfriends. I see how much she is drinking and I taper off as I know I'm now the driver for her and her friends. We leave and drop her GF's off and she starts the emotional drama bullshit. Things like "I hope you never leave me" and "I've never met a man as nice as you" then the cat comes out of the bag "I got prego and recently had an abortion and the guy dumped me after the abortion and really fucked my head up" OH FUCK!!!!! With all that emotion and drama going on she fucking pukes all over the dashboard. I driver her home park her car in the driveway and walk back to my place at 1am.
She calls me the next night (house phone back then) and starts her apology shit for being out of control. Let's say that was indeed the last date.
Fast forward, get married have kids get divorced and I'm coaching my oldest sons travel basketball team. We have a practice one night and in she walks bringing her nephew that is on my team to practice. Conversation is light but she tells me "she has been divorced twice and has two daughters" Then hits me with "I heard you are single want to try again"
FUCK NO!!! LOL
So is it piss or is it some kind of ejaculation secretion?Dated a super hot Hispanic girl that I met online when I was about 40. Got busy for the first time, and she squirted multiple times to my one. I was drenched, bed soaked.......felt she pissed 5 gallons on me. Did not, and still don't, dig that shit at all!
You got pissed on lol.... I have been with 2 women who squirted.... It's piss. This is not some secret power certain women have.... It's piss lol....Dated a super hot Hispanic girl that I met online when I was about 40. Got busy for the first time, and she squirted multiple times to my one. I was drenched, bed soaked.......felt she pissed 5 gallons on me. Did not, and still don't, dig that shit at all!
I had a woman squirt on me one single time, and got so pissed at me for making it happen, she slapped me in the face. I didn't have a response. Just stood there confused, with a boner. It's a weird feeling to be aroused, wet, sad, and confused at the same time...You got pissed on lol.... I have been with 2 women who squirted.... It's piss. This is not some secret power certain women have.... It's piss lol....
-Women have an organ analogous to the male prostate that is able to produce a liquid that can be ejaculated upon orgasm. Not all women produce ejaculate. -The scientific study of female ejaculation and the female prostate has been greatly hindered by bad science, cultural taboos and sexismDEPENDS!
What does the senior citizen short bus smell like?……… DEPENDS!
BTW! That ejaculation secretion that "squirts out" is JIZZ (aka: Dick Snot) left in the vag from you or the guy before you.
Same shit happened to me. I had no idea what getting "cat fished" meant until my daughters explained it to me.One that sticks out was the one avoided at the last minute due to my online detective work. Met her on bumble I think back in 2018 or 2019, cute blonde with an especially hot bikini beach picture. In her photos she appeared around 5'8" and 140lbs. This chick is hot to trot and messaging me like crazy so I set up a date for the following Friday. Then the red flags, I gave her a compliment and she thanks me and says she doesn't get many of those. WTF? I go back and scan her photos again - these are good, but shit, maybe they're old. Beach pic, light goes off.
Uhh when was your last trip I ask. I dig a little and she unknowingly lets me know beach pic is from 2011 in Hawaii. Hmmm, something still feels off. All I knew was her first name and she was a manager for "big tech". I dug and dug and found it. Her being interviewed in a youtube video (no I wont post it) and she was ALL OF 350lbs, the huge gut, triple chin etc.
I canceled the date and told her to better represent herself