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NINE DANGEROUS WORDS WOMEN USE



(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not a permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. That will bring on a 'whatever').
#8] Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "Go to hell."
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.
 

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Oh boy.....
 

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Where in the hell did you get that?

That's beautiful man :smt023,,,TLW
 

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Just had a woman use "fine" on me as I read this....so I'm gonna shut up :p:p
 

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They all lead to an argument and I win every one. I figured out how to a loooong time ago...............................I.........cry........first.
 

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women need to come with their own little instruction book for the codes they use.
 

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women need to come with their own little instruction book for the codes they use.
They'd just focus on the "gray area's" in the book.

All you need to focus on is the statement: "shut the fuck up". She won't get it at first so you'll have to repeat yourself a few times..........and each time louder than the last.
 

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Don't respond to a woman is she asks how her clothes fit.You're fucked either way so from now on I'm just going to give a deer in the headlights stare until she walks away.
 
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