[Jeff Clark]

BUDWEISER...."Man your girl has a hot body,BUDWEISER face so ugly"...lol

 

[Rick_R]

cuz you aint drunk nuf Budweiser yet LOL

 

[GLPERF]

MAYONAISE....."Mayonaise a lot of good looking women in here"

Gotta love Jeff Foxworthy

 

[NPS Nova]

"Hammer". The little lady asks:

"Fer yer samich, you want HAMMER / Turkey!"

 

[BIG POPPA]

LMAO!!

 

[Steve]

BUDWEISER...."Man your girl has a hot body,BUDWEISER face so ugly"...lol

LMFAO.... Thanks

 

[Power Mad Racing]

:smt102

 

[Steve]

What dont you understand Power ?

 

[zippar]

Ha Ha to phuckin funny.:smt081

 

[Chris Uratchko]

:supz:

 

[toms78bu]

lmmfao!

 

[Jeff Clark]

LMFAO.... Thanks

Someone texted that to me today so i figured i'd pass it on .

 

[miclau]

 

[scary guy]

SODA'S:
My wife gives good head,but SODA'S my sister.

 

[TheDemon]

Initiate


My wife was so hungry last night she ate two hamburgers, initiate a whole bag of chips, initiate a bowl of popcorn, initiate....

 

[FOWLER]

Sensuous.

I told her "Sensuous up grab me a beer!"

 

[mtmurray89]

BUDWEISER...."Man your girl has a hot body,BUDWEISER face so ugly"...lol

Butter "man your girl has a hot bod, butter her face is so ugly
Or you can just call her a butter face Or even a good 20 footer cause she looks good from 20 feet but not so much when you get closer

 

[mtmurray89]

SODA'S:
My wife gives good head,but SODA'S my sister.

I would be telling to many people that about your sister:smt082

 

[Steve]

especially around here..

 

[SUPERGAS565]

PARAMOUR - Noun. An automated device for cutting grass.
Usage: "What kinda deal you gonna make me on that paramour?"

Rick