Cop - "Can you please unlock the door, there is a pack of wolves coming our way."
Citizen - "Are you going to write me a ticket ?"
Cop - "Can you just unlock the door already."
Citizen - "Oh my, I'm so upset about getting a ticket I can't think clearly."
Cop - "UNLOCK THE FUCKIN DOOR !"
Citizen - ". . . . soooo, no ticket then huh ?"