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WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.
2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING 'WOO-HOO!' IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND.
3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S BUTT AND HONESTLY BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT TOO.
4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.
5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO MUCH.
6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG PLAY'S BECAUSE 'OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!'
7. WE'VE F OUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.
8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.
9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEAT US BY GIVING US JUST LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE Chardonnay.
10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)
11.. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT O N IT.
12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.
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#13: You suddenly become an expert on all wines, and will have a 30 minute argument with anyone who tries to tell you that the Napa Valley swill you're drinking isn't the best on the market.

#14: You start quoting lines from "Sideways", and screaming "I'm not drinking any FUCKING Merlot!!!"

#15: You suddenly remember how big a fan of 50 Cent you are.

#16: You can't remember what happened to your bra after that trip to the bathroom.

#17: Your husband/boyfriend becomes the biggest asshole in the world.

#18: You realize how much you love to sing karaoke.

#19: There's only two and a half glasses in a bottle? COOL!!!

#20: Condoms optional.
 

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#13: You suddenly become an expert on all wines, and will have a 30 minute argument with anyone who tries to tell you that the Napa Valley swill you're drinking isn't the best on the market.

#14: You start quoting lines from "Sideways", and screaming "I'm not drinking any FUCKING Merlot!!!"

#15: You suddenly remember how big a fan of 50 Cent you are.

#16: You can't remember what happened to your bra after that trip to the bathroom.

#17: Your husband/boyfriend becomes the biggest asshole in the world.

#18: You realize how much you love to sing karaoke.

#19: There's only two and a half glasses in a bottle? COOL!!!

#20: Condoms optional.
And you men are so peachy when you drink. Let's see... no man can look or talk to "your" woman or it turns into a brawl, dick size becomes a pissing match till its laid out on the table, your car is faster than any other in the world, and try to take the keys from you because its eveident you've had too much to drink... we all have faults, just remember that.
 

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And you men are so peachy when you drink. Let's see... no man can look or talk to "your" woman or it turns into a brawl, dick size becomes a pissing match till its laid out on the table, your car is faster than any other in the world, and try to take the keys from you because its eveident you've had too much to drink... we all have faults, just remember that.
This is a problem, because??? :)

I don't lay mine out on the table anymore, by the way. I'm tired of having to replace broken table tops.
 

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I don't lay mine out on the table anymore, by the way. I'm tired of having to replace broken table tops.

LMFAO!!!
 
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