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Went fishing this weekend and the dumb fucker driving the boat plowed us into a sandbar at about 40 mph, my crotch met the windshield and now I look like I went 12 rounds with Jenna Jameson, anybody got any tricks for getting rid of the bruised pecker a little quicker?
 

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Went fishing this weekend and the dumb fucker driving the boat plowed us into a sandbar at about 40 mph, my crotch met the windshield and now I look like I went 12 rounds with Jenna Jameson, anybody got any tricks for getting rid of the bruised pecker a little quicker?
Find Playbert and he'll suck on it and make it all better.
 

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