[pak452]

Went fishing this weekend and the dumb fucker driving the boat plowed us into a sandbar at about 40 mph, my crotch met the windshield and now I look like I went 12 rounds with Jenna Jameson, anybody got any tricks for getting rid of the bruised pecker a little quicker?

 

[chadman]

Only time will fix that.

 

[rgearhead]

soak it In-side-er ....




note to self, wear a cup when boating .......

 

[MEAN_SBC]

Kiss it and make it better.... That requires a volunteer in some cases.. Not in mine... I never leave the house. LOL

 

[pak452]

Well mine is only 3".

From the floor!

 

[Green acres]

cut it off. It will grow back bigger, stronger. Just like a lizards tail. Honest

 

[stonedzee1]

Just use the meat tenderizer on it ..............

 

[O.C White]

Well mine is only 3".

From the floor!

Try standing up straight.

 

[SomeWhatStock]

Scissors

 

[JeffMcKC]

Hell you beat it whats the difference

 

[225digger]

dont touch it ? if you keep beating off it will never heal

 

[Thunderbolt]

Lorena Bobbit....

 

[Michael588]

Monica Lewinski

 

[EHardy1971]

Try some KY next time you decide to corhole your boyfriend.

 

[10.5 Dave]

Well mine is only 3".

From the floor!

When you're doing pushups.

 

[10.5 Dave]

Went fishing this weekend and the dumb fucker driving the boat plowed us into a sandbar at about 40 mph, my crotch met the windshield and now I look like I went 12 rounds with Jenna Jameson, anybody got any tricks for getting rid of the bruised pecker a little quicker?

Find Playbert and he'll suck on it and make it all better.

 

[67 bird]

Just double the amount of lotion you use every night.

 

[GKsGS400]

Don't blame me for this one.. Thank turbo_boat for posting it the other day..

Warning!!! Clicking on me will cause severe vomiting. :smt103

 

[70Underpressure]

Go out on a date with Lorena Bobbit.....

 

[Donnyman]

Go out on a date with Lorena Bobbit.....

Didn't her ex-husband change his name to "Les Johnson"?...