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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far
during the Olympics that they would like to take back:
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1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'
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2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'
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3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father.'
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4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even
some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'
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5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should
think we can expect the same thing again.'
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6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'
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7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the
wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'
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8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've .....
got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well
is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh my God, what have I just said?
 

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Number 7 reminds me of an elder in my congregation. He was very proud of his grand daughter who was graduating valedictorian from college. So the Sunday after he was doing announcements, he told everyone about her accomplishment, etc.

Trying to be funny, he said "I like to think she did so well in school because of all the Cox in her" (He being a Cox) Her twin sister who sits in front of me and myself were the only ones that couldn't hold the laughter in. Which I think was worse.
 
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