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Just before I started my new biz, I was in a supermarket and standing in line talking on the phone. I chatted up a nice looking woman standing behind me. She overheard my phone call. We talked about business and banking. She is an account specialist at Regions Bank. She says come on over to Regions, I'll get you hooked up with a great business account. Told her I was there when it was Amsouth and wasn't happy. She promised me she'd take good care of me.

First deposit gets a 7 day hold. She says any single deposit over $5000 will automatically get held. My deposits were 2 checks of
$3387 & 2394, clearly not over the $5000 single deposit hold rule.
No sweat I deal with it. I check my account today, not only is the hold still in place that was supposed to off by now, they shorted me $100! I deposited $5781 and my account shows pending deposit of $5681!

So now I have payroll in the mail to a couple guys, a hold still on my account and I am $100 short...

How are you going to make me happy now Regions Bank? Your hot little number said how I was going to love this bank while standing in line at Publix... Is someone going to send her over to sooth me now or what???

Phucking banks!!!
 

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Seems Regions has a problem... I had the same thing done to me by them several years back... 100.00 short on a deposit. Never again would I do a cash deposit with them.
 

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Just before I started my new biz, I was in a supermarket and standing in line talking on the phone. I chatted up a nice looking woman standing behind me. She overheard my phone call. We talked about business and banking. She is an account specialist at Regions Bank. She says come on over to Regions, I'll get you hooked up with a great business account. Told her I was there when it was Amsouth and wasn't happy. She promised me she'd take good care of me.

First deposit gets a 7 day hold. She says any single deposit over $5000 will automatically get held. My deposits were 2 checks of
$3387 & 2394, clearly not over the $5000 single deposit hold rule.
No sweat I deal with it. I check my account today, not only is the hold still in place that was supposed to off by now, they shorted me $100! I deposited $5781 and my account shows pending deposit of $5681!

So now I have payroll in the mail to a couple guys, a hold still on my account and I am $100 short...

How are you going to make me happy now Regions Bank? Your hot little number said how I was going to love this bank while standing in line at Publix... Is someone going to send her over to sooth me now or what???

Phucking banks!!!
The first, and most important question that comes to mind.... do you have a picture of the woman?
 

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Dude join the fucking crowd, I 've been with them fuckers for about 10 years and everyday I ask myself why I'm still fuckin' there. I'm about to start building my house and ain't no way in the world I'm gonna use these ass clowns. Gonna go with the wifes bank or my works credit union.
 

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I would suggest Wachovia but since the acquisition by Wells Fargo....................aaahhh fuck it. I won't go there.
 

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The first, and most important question that comes to mind.... do you have a picture of the woman?
If I were only so technologically advanced. I have a cell phone that is barely a year newer than soup cans & string...
 

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I use a credit union (JSC Federal CU) for my personal and a regular and local bank (Moody National) for my business. I love my credit union, they have always approved my loans with no hassle and super rates. The local bank (MN) seems to do me right, so no complaints there. All the others can suck a fat one!!
 

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I use suntrust for businees 7 years and no problems....
Holy hell, I used them for building my house, biggest asses I have ever met. Would hold back money for no reason. (held 5,000 because the dishwasher was not scooted in on an inspection, huge argument at the end with them telling me the house had to have a patio which I didn't want and wasn't in the plans, telling me the stairs to the basement were not complete and me showing them the certificate of occupancy, not paying my property taxes...they just forgot, the woman who would not take my calls and I started using different phones to get her to answer) the list goes on and on.

I don't recommend them to anyone for a loan, especially a house.
 

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Holy hell, I used them for building my house, biggest asses I have ever met. Would hold back money for no reason. (held 5,000 because the dishwasher was not scooted in on an inspection, huge argument at the end with them telling me the house had to have a patio which I didn't want and wasn't in the plans, telling me the stairs to the basement were not complete and me showing them the certificate of occupancy, not paying my property taxes...they just forgot, the woman who would not take my calls and I started using different phones to get her to answer) the list goes on and on.

I don't recommend them to anyone for a loan, especially a house.

For what's it's worth, Suntrust once (mid 90s) put a business deposit in my personal checking and a personal deposit in my business checking. You can guess the outcome, of which they argued with me about the NSF fees. $500 in the business and $5000 in the personal! Took a week of bitching to get them to eat ALL the nsf fees. Phuckers.
 

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IF you guys can join a credit union, do it. You wont regret it. Banks suck.

Howver on your $100 shortage, I think I might know what it is. Anytime you make a deposit $100 is automatically available to you by law. So say you deposited $5k it would show $4900 on hold, and then $4900 deposited when actually it was the entire $5k. Just check on it and see. If not, call the bastards.
 

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I have a good one. I live in a very small town and bank with regions. Its about the only choice I have. My small business employs about 20 people and regions charges them 5 buck to cash their payroll checks unless they have an account. They do this dispite that my business uses Regions for all its transactions. They get to use hundreds of thousands of dollars from my company and wont even cash my employees checks for free.....LOL
 

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In my area an outside company services the ATM machine. Couple of months ago my branch installed the smart ATM so i deposited 500 cash late one night. The machine took the money handed me back a receipt saying problem encountered . My deposit was gone all i had was this receipt. Took two weeks for that outside company to review the video and count down the ATM. I now just use this account for my daughters Health insurance direct payment.
 
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