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Long Live The King
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Can you think of a worse pick-up line for meeting a girl? :

" I'd really like to test your gag reflex? "


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heres one i heard the other night in hooters, "i lost my phone, can you call it for me?" it didnt work.
 

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Well this thread just might have potential.

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one i used a long time ago and it totally worked. " you need to come to my house and wash my dishes!" she said "why" and i said "because theyre dirty!" she came over and all my dishes were clean. we found something else to pass the time.
 

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I'd crawl across a desert to jerk off in your shadow.
 

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hey, did you know that i have the entire websters dictionary tattooed on my dick, why don't you come over and let me put some words in your mouth?

hey girl, let me get some of that pussy! i know you have got it on you!
 

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If a phuck is out of the question, how bout a blow job?
 

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one i use to use 10yrs ago and it always worked to break the ice..... hi u got a boyfreind....(no) me neither! they always giggled then it was on
 

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gotta quarter.....my mom told me to call her when i fell in love! now we all got these damn cell phones so that dosent work
 
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