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The ugly Bus
The ugly bus
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of
the grief they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only
ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head
off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and quits laughing. He says: "Make 'em all
ugly again".
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . BE HAPPY
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies. They then get to meet their maker, and because of
the grief they have experienced he decides to grant them one wish each,
before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "I
want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done. The
second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted. This goes on for a
while with each one asking to be gorgeous but when God is halfway down
the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing. When there are only
ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor, laughing his head
off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy eventually calms down and quits laughing. He says: "Make 'em all
ugly again".
NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . BE HAPPY
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Now that's some funny.... stuff!!
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