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I used to dig the Cap'n & his peanut butter crunch,but some years back they started coating almost all the cereals to keep them from getting soggy in milk,and they ruined cereal for me for good by doing that...

But I do still grub some elf baked goods!

So I gotta go Keebler elves here,sorry.

I love the double stuff EL fudge sandwich cookies!!!

Damn them things are good.

 

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You guys are looking at this all wrong. The Kaptin has been on that ship for over 30 years. You know he has smoked some pole in his time and is now probably wearing latex and rubber beneith that dirty old kaptin uniform. This is directly in line with the mouth shredding qualities of his product.

On the other hand the Keebler elfs are in the back room of that tree thowin down with some forrest pixies and some magic elf dust. Them shits got their acts down and their pimp hands strong while churning out all kinds of cookies that keep the bitches comming back.

The Kaptin = mouth shredding, latex wearing, dirty old sadist.

The Keeblers = nymph rocking pimps who churn out treats for all the kiddies.
 

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I used to dig the Cap'n & his peanut butter crunch,but some years back they started coating almost all the cereals to keep them from getting soggy in milk,and they ruined cereal for me for good by doing that...

But I do still grub some elf baked goods!

So I gotta go Keebler elves here,sorry.

I love the double stuff EL fudge sandwich cookies!!!

Damn them things are good.


:supz:
 

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Dude, you been huffing cure & seal!

(Hope you arent planning on epoxying the floor. The cure & seal will need to be shot peened off.
 
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