road rash in your armpits is NO fun. Don't ask me how I know...
The...Don't ask me how I know game
I saw this on another site and it's been very
: entertaining and a good "reminder"
: thread, so thought I would start it here to
: have a little fun.
: It's informative sometimes but always very
: entertaining.
: The only "rule" you must add the
: following at the end of you post.
: It seems to add something when reading the
: replies.
: DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW
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Years ago...
You unload and try and start your buddies circle track car at the races, and it won't start...Because the eng is back in the garage
DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW.......
You install an engine on the dyno ..it starts, It runs but dyno won't put a load on or read eng
The drive plate would help!
DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW.......
: entertaining and a good "reminder"
: thread, so thought I would start it here to
: have a little fun.
: It's informative sometimes but always very
: entertaining.
: The only "rule" you must add the
: following at the end of you post.
: It seems to add something when reading the
: replies.
: DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW
................................................................................
Years ago...
You unload and try and start your buddies circle track car at the races, and it won't start...Because the eng is back in the garage
DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW.......
You install an engine on the dyno ..it starts, It runs but dyno won't put a load on or read eng
The drive plate would help!
DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW.......
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When searching for that oil leak on a fresh SBC......check bench for rear seal! Don't ask how I know!!
the police dont see a roman candle war as fun as you do ....dont ask me how i know
When replacing disc brake pads, done forget to pump up the brakes before backing out of shop. Don't ask how I know.
Pics or it didn't happen!!I think i still have pics in case you need more convincing.
Don't go to Lowes and ask the prick behind the counter for some camo paint.......Dont ask how I know....
When the wife asks if you would do her freind -DONT ANSWER........dont ask!
LOL!!!!Don't go to Lowes and ask the prick behind the counter for some camo paint.......Dont ask how I know....
When replacing disc brake pads, done forget to pump up the brakes before backing out of shop. Don't ask how I know.
I was going to say almost the same thing, except, Listen to dad when he says to pump the brakes after a brake job or you will hit Dads car thats parked infront with the car that just got brakes done...
Dont ask me how I know how mad Dad will get.
Don't leave the 1/2" breaker bar on the crankshaft bolt after the converter swap is complete........
When you unload your newly finished car from trailer at track and car is in nuetral, once the last tie strap is released, hanging onto the bumper being dragged like a ragdoll will not slow the car down and keep it from almost hitting a 100K pro streeter.
Dont ask me how I know.
Dont ask me how I know.
Ouch!Don't leave the 1/2" breaker bar on the crankshaft bolt after the converter swap is complete........
Please show them.. I'm asking how you know..I think i still have pics in case you need more convincing.
Don't go to the library and think about cranking one off while watching a retarded girl across the room and then post a "help" thread on YB........dont ask how I know!!!!
You wrap black electrical tape around the saftey pop off valve on a air compressor and wake up the next morning to find garage wall blown out and garage looking like a bomb went off.
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Trying to crack an exhaust manifold of a rental car by taking a piss on it, after keeping it in first gear on the rev limiter for 7 miles, is the worst smell in the history of the olfactory nerve. don't ask
Don't hit a spray can of black paint with a shovel just 'cause you though it was empty.......
Don't ask me how I know.
Don't ask me how I know.
x2the police dont see a roman candle war as fun as you do ....dont ask me how i know
always check for valve piston clearance dont ask me how i know
dont use factory cast parts if your ganna be hard on your motor, dont ask me how i know
Don't tuck a 4" angle grinder under your arm and plug it not knowing you have the switch pressed. Don't ask me how my arm knows.
When replacing struts on the front of an early 90's ford taurus, don't try and remove the large nut on top while car is suspended on a lift. Also don't put your hand under it thinking you will hold it as you remove that nut. It hurts like hell when your hand is shoved against the brake caliper....... Don't ask me how I know!
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