[intocarss]

I saw this on another site and it's been very
: entertaining and a good "reminder"
: thread, so thought I would start it here to
: have a little fun.
: It's informative sometimes but always very
: entertaining.
: The only "rule" you must add the
: following at the end of you post.
: It seems to add something when reading the
: replies.
: DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW
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Years ago...

You unload and try and start your buddies circle track car at the races, and it won't start...Because the eng is back in the garage

DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW.......



You install an engine on the dyno ..it starts, It runs but dyno won't put a load on or read eng

The drive plate would help!


DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW.......

 

[Devourment138]

wtf? how did you know all that shit?

only buying two 24oz. cans of budweiser thinking thats all you're gonna need before you go to bed is your mind playing fucking games...just get a 12 pack and be done with it.. dont ask me why I didn't step the fuck up...I mean how I now

 

[intocarss]

wtf? how did you know all that shit?

Know what?

 

[prost63vette]

YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS PINK PANTIES ON DON'T ASK HOW I KNOW.......

 

[tntstarr]

I never said your girlfriend had orange juice stains on her tits..............





























.............they just tasted that way.

 

[mike schill]

You drink laquer thinner instead of water


Don't ask how i know


You wrap black electrical tape around the saftey pop off valve on a air compressor and wake up the next morning to find garage wall blown out and garage looking like a bomb went off.

Don't ask how I know

 

[Devourment138]

You wrap black electrical tape around the saftey pop off valve on a air compressor and wake up the next morning to find garage wall blown out and garage looking like a bomb went off.

Don't ask how I know

I'm not gonna ask.... but tomorrow I'm gonna take the zip tie off of mine...thanks

 

[Donnyman]

Given the option between a bowling ball and a black womans pussy, I sooooooooo would eat the bowling ball!...


Don't ask me how I know!...
(seriously, don't ask me, it hasn't been that long and I can sometimes still taste it)!...

 

[Dans 83]

Don't use a small screwdriver to turn an oil pump drive to make the distributor drop in place...

 

[tntstarr]

Don't do any grinding on the work bench while there is a M80 on the peg board.

 

[Big Trev]

You mum is a great fuck . . . . . .


Don't ask me how I know

 

[oldschool camaro]

you're doing a front wheel brake job and forget to tighten the lugs down on the l/front wheel and it leaves you at 50mph


don't ask me how i know

 

[JHaleyH374]

Make DAMN SURE to pull a transmission out and check it when you break a u-joint.......that's an expensive lesson!

 

[MEGABU]

some pussies taste like chili cheese fritos...don't ask me how i know....

 

[Donnyman]

some pussies taste like chili cheese fritos...don't ask me how i know....

While others taste like chocolate chip cookie dough!...

(probably doesn't apply, so feel free to "ask me how I know")!...

 

[MEGABU]

While others taste like chocolate chip cookie dough!...

(probably doesn't apply, so feel free to "ask me how I know")!...

women stick things in there that don't belong......don't ask me how i know....

 

[bossride]

After you order 8 pitchers at a table at Hooters they will ask you to leave, and no, you can not move to another table...

 

[tntstarr]

When a game warden asks to see the rifle in your gun rack, dont point it at him as you get it out.

 

[bossride]

There is a buzzer on the bed in Elvis' plane in Graceland.. a loud one.
Don't ask me how i know..

 

[corylee]

you should make sure the parking brake is functional on a forklift BEFORE you put it in the back of a semi truck and move it from a loading dock with the doors open.............