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A man goes into a cocktail lounge
and approaches a good looking woman sitting by herself :


Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"

Woman: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."


Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?

Woman: "No, they spread
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Should have known you were'nt talking about methanol !! LOL, Good one :smt082:smt082:smt082
 

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well i got the bitch to stop drinkin now i just need to keep her out the bars
 
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