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Just read this. Two days ago the Texas state legislature sent a legal-marijuana bill to Texas Governor Greg Abbott for his signature - but at the last minute, Abbott vetoed it upon advice from several prominent doctors who advised that excessive use of weed can cause extreme constipation. Abbott concluded, "If you can't shit, get off the pot..." - and vetoed the bill.

In other breaking news, the AKC approved a few new dog cross breeds this week:


The Collie + the Lhasa Apso = the Collapso. Just fold him up for easy transport.

The Pekingese and the Lhasa Apso = the Peekasso, a rather artistic dog.

The common Terrier and the bulldog = the Terribull, not a dog you really want around the house.

The Malamute and the Pointer = the Moot Point, great for...uhh...well...umm....it doesn't matter anyway.

And the Bull Terrier/Shih'tsu mix. The AKC is open for suggestions on that one. :)
 

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Be shocked to see Tejas legalize mj.
They're one of the last big states where you can get a night in the graybar hotel for possession of a joint.
Saw a Live PD show where a hot chick got a felony charge for possession of a THC vape pipe, in the state of Tx...
 

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In all seriousness, the general consensus is that if Texas wants to continue as a red state, it's going to have to pass some sort of legalization bill. Starting to be a real hot-button issue here. Shit or get off the pot, indeed. :) And although I don't use pot and I'm steadfast against hardcore narcotics, I believe throwing people in jail with felony charges for possessing a small amount of personal-use marijuana is insane.
 

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its amazing how strict they are on weed, but you can buy beer at any gas station down there right ??? PA has beer distributes, more and more places are finally selling beer, but its not like every other state where you can just go into the gas station and get a 40
 

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Constipation, really???? Never experienced or heard of that one.
 

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smokings bad for you.
or is that only when it fits an agenda. i.e. to tax it to the moon because it was already legal .
weed should have 20X the taxes on sale of it.
As we know smoke in lungs is bad for us today.
 

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I'd rather Tax-us do something to limit their out of control property taxes. Something similar to CA's prop 13 would be nice. Unfortunately, the reality is that at the end of the day, Tax-us is just another anti-2A, tax, spend and regulate state, just like CA.


I can understand the push to legalize weed so that it can't be used to drive all the lefty losers to the poll. However, Tax-us would be better served to do something about the voter fraud in Dallas, Austin, San Antonio, and Houston.
 

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Not sure, Greenville, but I think that's supposed to be a joke. :p
I realized that after I replied...went right over my head until I read a second time. Brain fart is my excuse...and yes, embarrassing.
 

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Do you think Tarzan was a virgin before Jane showed up or did he beat gorilla cheeks?
 

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Emory here:cool:
Oh shit, small world. I pass through every so often, especially in the Fall and Spring going to River Run. Also to see a friend here and there that lives in Edgewood.
 

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Just read this. Two days ago the Texas state legislature sent a legal-marijuana bill to Texas Governor Greg Abbott for his signature - but at the last minute, Abbott vetoed it upon advice from several prominent doctors who advised that excessive use of weed can cause extreme constipation. Abbott concluded, "If you can't shit, get off the pot..." - and vetoed the bill.

In other breaking news, the AKC approved a few new dog cross breeds this week:


The Collie + the Lhasa Apso = the Collapso. Just fold him up for easy transport.

The Pekingese and the Lhasa Apso = the Peekasso, a rather artistic dog.

The common Terrier and the bulldog = the Terribull, not a dog you really want around the house.

The Malamute and the Pointer = the Moot Point, great for...uhh...well...umm....it doesn't matter anyway.

And the Bull Terrier/Shih'tsu mix. The AKC is open for suggestions on that one. :)
I call bullshit.



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I realized that after I replied...went right over my head until I read a second time. Brain fart is my excuse...and yes, embarrassing.

Don't feel bad - I ripped an equally powerful brain fart over in one of the other threads a few hours ago. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the joke. :)
 

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I call bullshit.



:p

LOL


Regarding Texas property tax, I don't know what they are in the big cities...where I am, the city values my property at $200K and the taxes run about $2800 annually. Not sure how that compares to places like Dallas. On the other hand, we don't have state income tax - so hopefully it balances out.
 
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