THE Bad Guy
I don't know who this guy is but he's one hysterical bastard. Each month on www.tshirthell.com there is something like this posted.
Editor's ResponseFrom: Julie
I feel sorry for anyone who willingly buys anything from your company. That's all I have to say.
"Useless pile of bitch...." :smt044How would a purchase be made if not willingly? Looks like someone got hold of a fancy new adverb and just couldn't wait to try it out. Just wait until you lay eyes on "hungrily." It will blow your fucking mind.
Yeah, that was lame. I was just trying to ease into telling this whore to go fuck herself. It's funny how the most pitiable among us are always the ones pitying others. This woman whose life is so empty she is compelled to write to a goddamn online shirt company feels sorry for OTHERS? Others who have the good fortune to be amused by pot shirts and the disposable income to afford them? Holy shit. This is like a guy with cancer feeling sorry for... a fat guy in a cake store?
GODDAMN IT! What's wrong with my analogy muscle today? Fuck it. The only thing that matters here is that Julie is a useless pile of bitch and hopefully she wanders by "Rapist Alley" so the world can get some use out of her before she proceeds to choke to death on the vibrator she named "Astronaut Steve" and gets slowly eaten by her cats. That's all I have to say. Queef.