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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human Beings are the only animals that stutter," she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered."
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!"
"That must've been scary," said the teacher.
"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss"


And before he could say "Shit," the Rottweiler ate him!
 

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A english teacher is expaining syllables to her class. She asked the class " who can tell me a word that has three syllables"

Little Johnny raises his hand... The teacher says" Johnny what word do you have" Johnny says "masterbation"

The teacher in shock says " wow Johnny thats quit a mouth full"

Johnny says" NO !!! Thats a blowjob !!!
 

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Lmao very funny
 

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I heard this with "FFFFF FFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFFF and before he could say FUCK, the dog ate him" :p

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"It sure was," said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went Sssss, Sssss, Sssss"


And before he could say "Shit," the Rottweiler ate him!
 
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