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A buddy took a chick home from the bar and told his old lady "Bitch, this is your replacement". The poor girl went running out the door since she didn't know he was married. Next day his lunch was made for him to take to work and the house was clean when he got home.
WHAT, You mean she CLEANED the house out, left with all his shit..
 

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The only reason you are cocky is because the X gave ya everything in the divorce and you felt like you earned it.
 

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Shit, my ex and I would say the same horrible things to each other whether we fighting or fucking, had to be confusing for the neighbors,
 

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I had a part time girlfriend that was getting those eyes toward me...I only saw her as someone to screw but she was feeling more.
One night, she asked: "Am I wasting my time with you"?
Yeah, you probably are.
No more twat from that one.
At a bar another time, a really hot blonde walked by and we went to the floor to dance. Sometime through the song she said :"I have 4 kids, is that a problem"?
It is if you want me to marry you.
I could have had a lot more sex if I lied to women but sometimes it was fun seeing the reaction on their faces when they got actual truth spoken to them.
 
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