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Cletus is passing by Billy Bob's hay barn one day when,
through a gap in the door, he sees Billy Bob doing a slow and sensual
striptease in front of an old green John Deere.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and
gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the
left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease
move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and
frayed plaid shirt. Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it
apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish,
he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a
pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says,"What the
heck are you doing, Billy Bob?"


"Jeez, Cletus, ya scared the bejeezers out of me," says
an obviously embarrassed Billy Bob. "But me'n the Ol' Lady been havin
trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I
do 'something sexy to a tractor'."


Don't make me come 'splain this to you.
 

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Now why does it have to be Alabama. Lol why not Mississippi.
 

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.....There lived a young boy named Rocky Raccoon
And one day his woman ran off with another guy
Hit young Rocky in the eye Rocky didn't like that
He said I'm gonna get that boy..................

Sorry, nevermind me!... :rolleyes:
 

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That reminds me of one I heard the other day. Billy Joe is telling his friend Bubba about a party he went to the other night that got real wild. Seems some slut was giving it up to everybody who wanted some. "All these guys was lined up so I got me a spot too" says Billy Joe. "I's so excited thar waitin, cuz I ain't had me none fer a while. I's git up to the front of the line an I's waitin fer the feller to get done so I can get sum. Tha sumbitch gets up and thar lay my damn sister!", Billy Joe exclaimed. "I's so pissed off, I started not to even fuck'er!"
 

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i have been thru Zephyrhills, FL, and i can picture that barn, lol-sorry Puddin, had to do that
 

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Two Cajuns, Boudreaux and Thibodeaux, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking them bud-lite.

Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says, 'You know me, I'm tired of going
through life without an them education. Tomorrow I know I'll go to the that Community College and sign up for some them classes.'

Thibodeaux thinks it's a good idea and the two have another bud-lite.

The next day, Boudreaux goes down to the college and meets Dean of Admissions,
who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic?' Boudreaux says. 'What's that Hun?'

The dean says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?'
'Yeah.'

'Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard.'

'That's true, I do have a yard.'

'I'm not done,' the dean says. 'Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house.'

'Yes, I do have a house.'

'And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family.'

'Yes, I have a family.

'I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a
wife. And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual.'

'I am a heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed eater.'

Excited to take the class now, Boudreaux shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to
go meet Thibodeaux at the bar. He tells Thibodeaux about his classes, how he is
signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

'Logic? ' Thibodeaux says, 'What's that?'

Boudreaux says, 'I'll give you an example. Do you have a weed eater?'

'No.'
'Then you're a *****.'
 

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Dammit puddin, I live in Kentucky!! And own a Massey ferguson!! Ain't shit like that going on here!!! Lolol
 
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