[Innovative225]

My wife and I like to do it in the back yard on an old mattress. We are the outdoors type. Anyhoo, we fucked like rabbits on it the other day, but when we went back for a second session after a light lunch, it was gone. Godamn it! Some Mexicans probably stole it or some shit. I'm gonna miss that mattress, some great memories on it, for sure.

 

[Halemach1]

Here we go!

 

[w.Hudson]

Dammit boy !!

 

[wstidham]

meh, 4 out of 10.

"E" for effort.

 

[Johnny Canuck]

I think it's safe to say the DNA evidence has been erradicated.

 

[TeaRs-]

my bad, as a half mexican i feel the need to say sorry bro, i needed somewhere i lay the wife on and not get grass stains

 

[Life's a Drag]

I call bullshit!

You got it hidden in your garage with your nose pressed into it.

 

[TeaRs-]

I call bullshit!

You got it hidden in your garage with your nose pressed into it.

nah thats me, his wife smelled good. couldnt help it

 

[Pancho]

.............................sorry about the mattress bro.

 

[Life's a Drag]

nah thats me, his wife smelled good. couldnt help it

Yeah but he was dry humpin' the mattress when his wife wasn't around.

 

[TeaRs-]

Yeah but he was dry humpin' the mattress when his wife wasn't around.

well,i have some explaining to do then i suppose. i blame the racoons

 

[56sedandelivery]

It was probably that time of the month, and some elephant took it.

Butch/56sedandelivery.

 

[Innovative225]

Spotted! The Mexicans escaping with my mattress!

 

[Farfromdriving68]

You got mexicants down under? Long swim!

 

[Blackie]

They're not Mexicans, they are cockroaches !!

 

[forcd02]

Spotted! The Mexicans escaping with my mattress!

sticky side up?

 

[Joonya]

Wouldn't they be Abos in your ghetto Mike?

 

[Innovative225]

Wouldn't they be Abos in your ghetto Mike?

Ssshhhhhhh, you are ruining the carefully created illusion............

 

[BigLar368]

I just gotta know.....are there really "real" Mexicans down under?

 

[Joonya]

I just gotta know.....are there really "real" Mexicans down under?

Victorians?