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My step father had to go in for emergency bypass surgery last month. He came home in a week but developed an infection in his bladder due to the catheter. Well they got the infection cured but he has been having all sorts of trouble peeing.
New Years Eve he decided to go to the casino with my mom and one of her friends. While he was there he apparently sat on one of his testicles!:eek:
The next day he was rushed to the ER with this incredible pain in the nuts and and a testicle the size of a grapefruit! After having a ultrasound of his sack and contents it was determined that he again had an infection from manually catherizing.
He is 71 years old. I cringe at the thought of what his droopy sack must look like to be able to sit on one of your balls!
 

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Prayers for your Dads speedy recovery.. My Dad just had triple bypass and new aorta 2 weeks ago. He's doing great..

But your description is hilarious. Reminded me of one of Rodney's jokes. He said, "The other day I was walking and felt something hitting me on the back of my heels. I looked back there and it was my ass." :smt081
 

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Yeah he had the widow maker done, all five. They took a vein from his leg to make the replacements.

He tells anyone that will listen about how he sat on his balls! I told him he needs a skid plate for his sack or a 55 gallon drum of Doc Johnson's China Shrink Cream!
 

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Some things we do not need to hear, stuff like this falls into this catagory. Hope he's ok, but does the bullet really need to know the medical goings on of your loved ones....
 

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I posted it because I couldn't stop laughing when he told it to me! Almost as bad as when I was taking care of my elderly grandmother and she called me into the bedroom because she dropped the fleet enema applicator! 87 years old and butt naked!!!! I had to go to therapy after that one.
 
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