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HARD TO BELIEVE, BUT THESE ARE ALL TRUE STORIES FROM EMERGENCY ROOMS AROUND THE COUNTRY:

FEMALE SOFA----- A 500 lb. woman from Illinois was examined in a hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva. eeewwwww..... (this one I know is true, I worked with the doctor who treated this patient)

PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH! In Michigan , a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." which bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn, I don't think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy. (OUCH!!!!!-)

PING PONG ANYONE? ----- A 20 year old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete mix, when his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his anus using a funnel (you'd do the same, I'm sure!)?!!. The concrete then hardened, (no sh*t Sherlock!), causing constipation and pain. Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy - we live sheltered lives!)

BLIND DRUNK----- A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help using a suction pump , but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea. (okay..my eyes hurt now!!)

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH! ----- A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to the man (Classy or what??). While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go. (LMEBAO!!!!)

And you thought YOU were having a bad day!!!! I'm still laughing!!!!
 

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I use to work with a guy and his mom was an ER nurse, he had some wild stories too.
 

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he got blown, she got forked!
 

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I use to work with a guy and his mom was an ER nurse, he had some wild stories too.

When I was an x-ray tech, I would get the story "I fell in the shower & landed on the shampoo bottle & that's how it got up there" ........ya right


The best one I also had was a man came in the ER & would only speak to a male doctor that specialized in male issues.......his balls were the size of grape fruits. The story was he was beating off at work while everyone was at lunch & was using a machine that had a belt on it to get a little extra vibration & the belt hooked him & RIIIIIIIIP. so he was to embarrased to go to the ER at that time so stapled his nuts up & they ended up getting infected. Can you say OUCH!!!!
 

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lol x2
 

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This one is the worst:
Some dude put his dick in a blender full of warm water ,,He said it felt great until he got a hardon and touched bottom so to speak!!
You can guess what he felt!!
CAN YOU SAY OUCH!!!!
 
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