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So last night I was making my rounds (security guard) and seen these 2 shady looking male students. They were in the hallway hugging and kissing, immediately my gaydar went off. I stopped them to check there I.D. to make sure they belonged here at that point I also noticed a box of wine that appeared to be open. I told them we would not tolerate a loud party with there kind, that if they wanted to have a semen fest they needed to take it to the motel. I must have struck a nerve this girly man starts going off calling me fat. I just stared at him for like 20 seconds with a blank look on my face and then busted up laughing at him, asking if that was the best him and his boyfriend could come up with. Now I could have locked his ass up (open container) but I was not in the mood to listen to the drama queen cry about the handcuffs being to tight that he prefered the fury ones. I just left the 2 homos go and told them to keep the noise down or I would be back. They then begged me to come through the window and takle them....and be really ruff with my handcuffs. At this point I just left shaking my head.....Man the things I have to deal with to pay for gas for my real job.
