WTF..... I mean seriously WTF ??? Any chick that wasn't asked to blow a guy in the first 20 minutes or so of meeting should know better. LOL at a "modified" wooded toilet paper holder.
You would think she would have figured it out when she kept getting splinters........
OH, and if I was faking that, at least I would have used a paper towel holder.
Tep, the old dont ask to blow me trick. No guy with a real piece doesnt ask for it to be sucked in less then a 24 hour period. Its like part of the get to know her phase. Hi, whats your name, do your teeth scrape, are you hungry. Pretty fucking pothetic for a.women, must be why shes single and still stupid.