[Chris Van]

today and first thing this morning I ask her.... "So, which would you prefer first, breakfast or an orgasm"?
So guess what I was doing a few mins later.....
Cooking fucking breakfast!!!!
Anyone that has been married for more than a year or two knows exactly what I'm talking about.

 

[jon volk]

She probably figured the odds of receiving breakfast outweighed the latter.

 

[longrod]

No wonder my phone was ringing off the hook!

 

[doghouse]

she meant she wanted an Orgasm, just NOT from you!

 

[KWIK84]

So....did you give her her orgasm in her scrambled eggs?????

 

[Slow66]

She got both. She was flipping the bean while you were flipping pancakes....

 

[NOVICOUPE]

First mistake you made was giving her a choice.You should have just put it to her. Then told her to just stay there and recover from her earth shattering orgasm and you would go fix her breakfast and bring it to her.HAHA

 

[S/ST 2155]

today and first thing this morning I ask her.... "So, which would you prefer first, breakfast or an orgasm"?
So guess what I was doing a few mins later.....
Cooking fucking breakfast!!!!
Anyone that has been married for more than a year or two knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Damn Chris, it's suppose to take a year or 2 to find that out? I found that out the next week after getting married.

Ever wonder why a woman is always smiling when she walks down the aisle? She has the idea that she has given her last blow job.

 

[holyshift]

Dude in the same boat today,its my fiances bday......yup...was cooking breakfast at 9am.....DAMMIT!

 

[434 Olds]

today and first thing this morning I ask her.... "So, which would you prefer first, breakfast or an orgasm"?
So guess what I was doing a few mins later.....
Cooking fucking breakfast!!!!
Anyone that has been married for more than a year or two knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Kill two birds with one stone. Give her tube steak for breakfast.

 

[streetmonkey]

Mine would have said fuck breakfast!

 

[Leavinsteven]

Buy her a diamond ring and then you are okay to buy any parts you want for your racer!

 

[Puddin']

She probably figured the odds of receiving breakfast outweighed the latter.

LOL...or she figured she could do the other herself while he cooked..haha

 

[Zfan]

today and first thing this morning I ask her.... "So, which would you prefer first, breakfast or an orgasm"?
So guess what I was doing a few mins later.....
Cooking fucking breakfast!!!!
Anyone that has been married for more than a year or two knows exactly what I'm talking about.

Yep, get married and it's all down hill for your sex life!

 

[TwoLaneWayne]

LOL...or she figured she could do the other herself while he cooked..haha

LMAO :smt023

 

[longrod]

LOL...or she figured she could do the other herself while he cooked..haha

Real cute,why is gross when guys get busted?

 

[Puddin']

Because you guys always get caught watching some weird ass donkey show stuff. lol

jk..i've never actually caught a guy, but I would probably either laugh or join in.

 

[Colt]

jk..i've never actually caught a guy, but I would probably either laugh or join in.

 

[beltfeed]

Was she cooking a length of breakfast sausage ???

 

[joespanova]

LOL...or she figured she could do the other herself while he cooked..haha

........SHE SAYS..........from ,

having have been there and done that............:tonqe: