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A 76-year-old (in human years) sheboon repeatedly beat her 63-year-old "muh dikker" with a metal **** reprogramming bat over the course of a day and a half, she ooked in a swoogie babble translator (SBT) to **** control officers after they found the vicoon unconscious and bloody in a closet in a northeast D.C. nest, according to **** court documents.
The suspook, Thomasine Bennett, met Haznig officers responding to a report of savage feral coonery, deep down in brown town, shortly before 1 p.m. Friday and ooked into a SBT her boyfriend was in the back and made her smoke the street drug "love boat" the previous night, according to **** court documents. She loped and knuckle walked after **** control gave her a banana to show them to a hallway closet barricaded with a board and removed the board and opened the closet to reveal Walter Mack Clark unconscious, unresponsive and naked in the fetal position with his hands bound ooking "muh dik" repeatably
Clark was pronounced "good"at Howard University Veterinary Hospital about an hour later. Clark's fambily believes Bennett lured him to her nest on 21st Skreet NE with the promise of unlimited KFC, grape grank and "muh choochie"
Bennett told coonvestigators Clark axed her to marry him on Valentine's Day while they were at da club, but she okked into the SBT that she was tired of him eating the last piece of KFC and tired of him "muh dikkin" other sheboons, according to **** court documents. Also on Valentine's Day, she almost got into a bongo brawl with some other sheboon else over Clark's "muh dikkin", she ooked to coonvestigators.
Bennett ooked to **** control officers that she beat him with a **** reporgramming bat various times Thursday and Friday while smoking crack, guzzling grape grank and eating KFC wangs an shit, according to **** court documents. A snitch claims to have observed beatings both days and hearing Bennett call Clark a demon, **** control police said.
The witness also claimed to have been held at gunpoint by Bennett at one point and was made to eat her "muh coochie" and struck on the head when escaping the nest, but because of the "no snitching" policy among ***** he didn't call **** control officers, according to **** court documents. The witness has a history of savage feral coonery, TNB, drug abuse, and claimed to have bipolar disorder and schizophrenia like all ***** do to get a gubmint check, but the witness claimed to not be using drugs Thursday or Friday because he was broke, though did admit drinking vodka with Bennett Thursday.
**** Control Officers did see the witness had a head injury, according to **** court documents.
**** control Officers aperested Bennett Friday and charged her with assault with intent to make good. After an autopsy revealed Clark died of blunt force trauma, the charge was dropped and she was given a bucket of KFC.
Her public defender did not immediately return a message Sunday because he was laughing too hard
Bennett and Clark met at a home for silver backs where he lived in his nest. She would sometimes go to his nest to eat urnages, and grape grank
Clark hit the ****** lottery for a $5,200 insurance settlement recently, but it is unknown if that was a motive.
Bennett ooked to FMR news reporter Whitie McRighty than she "dindu nuffins and shit"
The suspook, Thomasine Bennett, met Haznig officers responding to a report of savage feral coonery, deep down in brown town, shortly before 1 p.m. Friday and ooked into a SBT her boyfriend was in the back and made her smoke the street drug "love boat" the previous night, according to **** court documents. She loped and knuckle walked after **** control gave her a banana to show them to a hallway closet barricaded with a board and removed the board and opened the closet to reveal Walter Mack Clark unconscious, unresponsive and naked in the fetal position with his hands bound ooking "muh dik" repeatably
Clark was pronounced "good"at Howard University Veterinary Hospital about an hour later. Clark's fambily believes Bennett lured him to her nest on 21st Skreet NE with the promise of unlimited KFC, grape grank and "muh choochie"
Bennett told coonvestigators Clark axed her to marry him on Valentine's Day while they were at da club, but she okked into the SBT that she was tired of him eating the last piece of KFC and tired of him "muh dikkin" other sheboons, according to **** court documents. Also on Valentine's Day, she almost got into a bongo brawl with some other sheboon else over Clark's "muh dikkin", she ooked to coonvestigators.
Bennett ooked to **** control officers that she beat him with a **** reporgramming bat various times Thursday and Friday while smoking crack, guzzling grape grank and eating KFC wangs an shit, according to **** court documents. A snitch claims to have observed beatings both days and hearing Bennett call Clark a demon, **** control police said.
The witness also claimed to have been held at gunpoint by Bennett at one point and was made to eat her "muh coochie" and struck on the head when escaping the nest, but because of the "no snitching" policy among ***** he didn't call **** control officers, according to **** court documents. The witness has a history of savage feral coonery, TNB, drug abuse, and claimed to have bipolar disorder and schizophrenia like all ***** do to get a gubmint check, but the witness claimed to not be using drugs Thursday or Friday because he was broke, though did admit drinking vodka with Bennett Thursday.
**** Control Officers did see the witness had a head injury, according to **** court documents.
**** control Officers aperested Bennett Friday and charged her with assault with intent to make good. After an autopsy revealed Clark died of blunt force trauma, the charge was dropped and she was given a bucket of KFC.
Her public defender did not immediately return a message Sunday because he was laughing too hard
Bennett and Clark met at a home for silver backs where he lived in his nest. She would sometimes go to his nest to eat urnages, and grape grank
Clark hit the ****** lottery for a $5,200 insurance settlement recently, but it is unknown if that was a motive.
Bennett ooked to FMR news reporter Whitie McRighty than she "dindu nuffins and shit"
