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Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-a ** student turned in the following book report,with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:



Titanic: $29.99

Clinton: $29.99



Titanic: Over 3 hours to read

Clinton: Over 3 hours to read



Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.



Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.

Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.



Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.

Clinton: Ditto for Bill.



Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.

Clinton: Ditto for Monica.



Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.

Clinton: Let's not go there.



Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.

Clinton: Monica's forced to return her gifts.



Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.

Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.



Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.

Clinton: Monica ... ooh, let's not go there, either.



Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.

Clinton: Bill goes home to Hilary ... basically the same thing.
 
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