Me and a buddy hit the peeler club, as we pulled in, i pointed out a mountain bike chained to the sign out front, not really a big deal! So were inside and just a topical night, until this older women, in a walmart style bra and underware asks us for a dance, she had to be 50 minimum! We declined although some old dude took her up on her offer. Well on our way home, im driving down the main drag, and who do we see riding the mountain bike? Grandma! Fuck we laughed the rest the way home!