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Please take your ****-erotic man crushes elsewhere!

It seems that it's primarily old men that have become senile that think it's cool?

If someone was that deep in my head I would log out for a while and seek therapy.
 

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"It's Raining Men"

Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go

Cause' tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go

Cause' tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start rainin men

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutley soaking wet

It's rainin men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Every special men

Tall blonde dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took over heaven
And she did what she had to do

She fought every Angel
To rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy

It's raining men

Don't get yourself Weather Girls
I know you want to

I feel stormy wheather moving in
About to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't you loose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
(Rip off the roof and stay)

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
It's raining men
It's raining men
 

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"It's Raining Men"

Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go

Cause' tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

Humidity is rising
Barometer's getting low
According to our sources
The street's the place to go

Cause' tonight for the first time
Just about half past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start rainin men

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

I'm gonna go out
I'm gonna let myself get
Absolutley soaking wet

It's rainin men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Every special men

Tall blonde dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean

God bless Mother Nature
She's a single woman too
She took over heaven
And she did what she had to do

She fought every Angel
To rearranged the sky
So that each and every woman
Could find the perfect guy

It's raining men

Don't get yourself Weather Girls
I know you want to

I feel stormy wheather moving in
About to begin
Hear the thunder
Don't you loose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed
(Rip off the roof and stay)

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
Hallejulah
It's raining men
Amen

It's raining men
It's raining men
It's raining men


It seems your quite infatuated with men........:-gay
 

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This is why I don't post my picture. I'm pretty sure at least 80% of the members would use it as there avatar,

Tell me I'm wrong.
 

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This is why I don't post my picture. I'm pretty sure at least 80% of the members would use it as there avatar,

Tell me I'm wrong.
I post my picture, but no one believes it's me :smt102
 

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Dodge this site has become so different what it used to be, unfortunately. Nothing but little bitches it seems lately.
 

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Was it confirmed she actually stole the $$?
No. She posted a picture taken with a potato and cleared the whole mess up after changing her story multiple times.
 

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Dodge this site has become so different what it used to be, unfortunately. Nothing but little bitches it seems lately.
You would think it would be the young punks stirring shit yet it's, for the most part, these butthurt old farts that think it's cool to act like pussies!
 

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"Lola"

I met her in a club down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola [LP version: Coca-Cola]
See-oh-el-aye cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said Lola
El-oh-el-aye Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well that's the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La-la-la-la Lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for Lola
La-la-la-la Lola

Well I left home just a week before
And I'd never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I'm gonna make you a man

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man
And so is Lola
La-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
Lola la-la-la-la Lola la-la-la-la Lola
 

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Verse 1

This water is too salty
For me to even drink
I'd rather walk the dreaded plank
Than stay another week
But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy
And I'm sick of beaing beaten
And whipped and lashed to death
I want one night with no gang rape
But I won't hold my breath
But it's you my love, you're my land ahoy
Yeah, you're my boy

Chorus
Yo Ho Sebastian
Lets go far away
Somewhere, where the captain won't be mad
Yo Ho Sebastian
I wanna love you good
And we deserve much better than we've had

Verse 2

They say they're gonna kill me
If I look at you once more
Pissed in my hammock yesterday
So I'll sleep on the floor
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
And they put glass in my sandals
So my feet would bleed all day
And they forced me to wear them
Or they said they'd make you pay
I'd be under the sea, but you hold me above
Cause you're the man i love

Chorus

Verse 3

The captain found out about us
And ordered them to throw
Us both overboard tonight
Together we will go
But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell
And I hope they didn't tie up
Your hands as tight as mine
I'll see you on the bed
Of this blue ocean babe sometime
But I'm yours you know, and I'll love you still in hell
And down we fell....and I'm singing

Chorusx2

We deserve much better than we've had..



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