[Mike Beck]

So I'm talking to the wife last night about R.O.I. (return on investment). Trying to explain to her wheter it's hiring a new employee and the time and expense that it takes to train them so they can actually start contributing to the bottom line, or buying a new piece of equipment and how long it takes to pay itself off.

Well, she really ain't paying too much attention so I figured she is either bored, doesn't give a crap, or dumb (which she isn't), so I tell her this: Listen dear, ROI is sorta like marriage, when we got married you were half the woman you are today, so I guess after 20 years I got a 100% return.........

Guess who got the couch?

Good morning all you yellow bullet bitches out there!