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Proof That the World Is Nuts

Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the
animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death. Glad to see they have their priorities straight.

Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals but
is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He
may only see their reflection in a mirror. Do they look different

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered
with a brick or piece of wood at all times. A brick?

The penalty for masturbation in
Indonesia is decapitation. All of a
sudden 'going blind' doesn't seem so bad.

There are men in
Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having
sex for the first time; Reason: under
Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry. Let's just think for a minute; is
there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to

Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with
one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine
only 'in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on
the premises.' Is this a great country or what? Well, not as great as

Hong Kong , a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her
adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The
husband's illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any
manner desired. Ah! Justice!

Topless saleswomen are legal in
Liverpool, England - but only in
tropical fish stores. But of course!

Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first
time this happens, her mother must be in t he room to witness the act.
Makes one shudder at the thought

Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time. I presume this was a big
enough problem that they had to pass this law.

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. Who
volunteers for this stuff?

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
Is that why Flipper was always smiling?

The ant can lift 50 time s its own weight, can pull 30 times its own
weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. From
drinking little bottles of what? Did the government pay for this

Butterflies taste with their feet. Ah, geez

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. I know some people like that.

Starfish don't have brains. I know some people like that, too

And, the best for last - Turtles can breathe through their butts. And
you thoug ht you had bad breath in the morning!
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