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Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a
bit clearer.

>IN PRISON.. You spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
>AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.
>IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
>AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.
>IN PRISON.. you get time off for good behavior.
>AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.
>IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
>AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors
>for yourself.
>IN PRISON. you can watch TV and play games.
>AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
>IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.
>AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat.
>IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
>AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.
>IN PRISON...the taxpayers pay all expenses with no work required.
>AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they
>deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
>IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get
out..
>AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside
>bars
>IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
>AT WORK...they are called managers.
>Have a Great Day at WORK!!
 

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I've been to work.. I've been to prison.. I've been in prison at work and I have been at work in prison.. I will take retirement over both of them.. :-D
 

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I don't make this shit up, I just copy it!!!!!! :smt005


But you are correct about me not be right, that's why they call me lefty!!!!
 

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LMAO its kinda like being married.
At work you get pucked all day but your paid for it.
being married you get pucked only for a widdle while once in a while!
put YOU pay all the time
 
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