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Just curious if they go away after the wife has the baby because it really doesnt take much to piss her off nowadays!lol:(
 

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In her defense she does apologize sometimes for the out of the clear blue bad attitude
 

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Depends on the woman. My wife is rock solid steady with both pregnancies, where as her sister was a roller coaster of emotions.
 

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So it begins.

After the baby, all things that endeared her to you will turn to hatred!

How you eat, smell, talk, walk, comb your hair, where you work, the color of your car, the number of socks you own, will cause a seething in her soul, the likes of which, no mortal man stands a prayer.

After she drags you through the legal system..you will be allowed to live in a 55 gallon drum on $5.16 per month.

Congratulations on your little bundle of joy..Hope this helps,,,TLW
 

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So it begins.

After the baby, all things that endeared her to you will turn to hatred!

How you eat, smell, talk, walk, comb your hair, where you work, the color of your car, the number of socks you own, will cause a seething in her soul, the likes of which, no mortal man stands a prayer.

After she drags you through the legal system..you will be allowed to live in a 55 gallon drum on $5.16 per month.

Congratulations on your little bundle of joy..Hope this helps,,,TLW
Hmm.. Very uplifting words!
 

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So it begins.

After the baby, all things that endeared her to you will turn to hatred!

How you eat, smell, talk, walk, comb your hair, where you work, the color of your car, the number of socks you own, will cause a seething in her soul, the likes of which, no mortal man stands a prayer.

After she drags you through the legal system..you will be allowed to live in a 55 gallon drum on $5.16 per month.

Congratulations on your little bundle of joy..Hope this helps,,,TLW
So very, very, very, true.
 

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So it begins.

After the baby, all things that endeared her to you will turn to hatred!

How you eat, smell, talk, walk, comb your hair, where you work, the color of your car, the number of socks you own, will cause a seething in her soul, the likes of which, no mortal man stands a prayer.

After she drags you through the legal system..you will be allowed to live in a 55 gallon drum on $5.16 per month.

Congratulations on your little bundle of joy..Hope this helps,,,TLW
Damn, its not that bad!
 

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So it begins.

After the baby, all things that endeared her to you will turn to hatred!

How you eat, smell, talk, walk, comb your hair, where you work, the color of your car, the number of socks you own, will cause a seething in her soul, the likes of which, no mortal man stands a prayer.

After she drags you through the legal system..you will be allowed to live in a 55 gallon drum on $5.16 per month.

Congratulations on your little bundle of joy..Hope this helps,,,TLW
THIS. Good luck dude, you've got a LONG row to hoe.:smt044
 

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LOL, wish I never would've opened this thread. My wife is almost 5 months pregnant, exactly the same amount of time I have gone without some tail. I thought pregnant women were supposed to turn into sex-starved she-devils?

My wrist is killing me and she is starting to wonder why we are running out of conditioner so quickly.
 

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LOL, wish I never would've opened this thread. My wife is almost 5 months pregnant, exactly the same amount of time I have gone without some tail. I thought pregnant women were supposed to turn into sex-starved she-devils?

My wrist is killing me and she is starting to wonder why we are running out of conditioner so quickly.
Yeah I'm in the same boat:mad:
 

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LOL, wish I never would've opened this thread. My wife is almost 5 months pregnant, exactly the same amount of time I have gone without some tail. I thought pregnant women were supposed to turn into sex-starved she-devils?

My wrist is killing me and she is starting to wonder why we are running out of conditioner so quickly.
That's $5.16 before taxes..just so you can plan, what will be, a dismal (at best ) future,,,TLW
 
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