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[while looking back at Mary] dumb n dumber for me !
Lloyd: There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin...
[Lloyd drives right through a red light, causing a fatal accident visible in the window]
Mary: Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please?
Lloyd: Oh, yeah! Good thinking. You can't be too careful. There are a lot of bad drivers out there.
 

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fat drunk and stupid is no way to go thru life!!! animal house !!
 

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there are enough guns in the world to arm 1 in 12 people. how do we arm the other 11?
english mother phucker, do you speak it?
 

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Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fuckin' hole. I don't give a fuck. What is it, the first hole I dug? Not the first time I dug a hole. I'll fuckin' dig a hole. Where are the shovels?
 

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Jack Ass, the guy on the golf course from Happy Gilmore
 

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"up and disappeared like a fart in the wind"

"was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor"

"do you feel lucky punk.................. well do ya"
 

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Are ya gonna do something or just stand there and bleed

Tombstone
 

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"Well, he should have armed himself if he's going to decorate his saloon with my friend."

Will Munny (Clint Eastwood) in the movie Unforgiven...
 

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"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour you are going to see some serious shit!" Dave
 
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