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Ponderisms

1 I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

2 There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

3 Life is sexually transmitted.

4 Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

5 The differences between a rut and a grave is the length and depth.

6 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

7 Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

8 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

9 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

10 How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?


11 Who was the first person tolook at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly thingsand drink whatever comes out?'

12 If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?


13 Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

14 Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

15 Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 

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14 Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?


I was watching the History channel and they had a episode on Elevators.
Did you know that..........................

The close button on the inside of the elevator isn't hooked to anything. So it won't make the doors close any faster. Just there to make the rider feel more comfortable or think he has some control.


 

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"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence.
 

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9 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Quoted for Truth...
 

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72% of readers will go back and reread #'s 1, 6 and 12!... :rolleyes:
I just did. LOL

Kind of Like jack Lalane the healthies man in the Morgue.
 

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Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

Why are hemmoroids hemmoroids and asteroids asteroids?

Why do we call Wednesday hump day when most people get laid on weekends?
 
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