In the delivery room, oldest son came out and promptly peed on Doctor.....it was funny.my boy is 7 months and still havent been peed on. the wife got it the first day.
My daughter did crap on my hand when she was a baby though.
My wife knows how this is. I was up with our daughter for 2 hours one night, wouldn't stop crying, wouldn't sleep. Wife wakes up and says here let me try, she didn't have her for 30 seconds before she yakked right in her face. Took everything I had not to laugh.Was laying flat on my back holding my daughter up like and airplane and got Hot milk vomit right in the face. Thought the wife was going to stroke out laughing.
The joys of parenthood!!
Was that your daughter in "The Exorcist"? Nice Nice Nice.my daughter puked on me and 3 other people. We were getting on the bus to the airport from our hotel at disney. She just had a look on her face and puked, then turned her head while it was still coming out. she still tells people about it. "i threw up on 3 people in florida"