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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy. --------------------------------------------------------------------- Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!"and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------- My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well... she's not exactly my girlfriend yet. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening." ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway
 

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I said one line, not one sentence Garth....:smt067
 

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The word of the day is LEGS....get out and spread the word.
 

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It's not a one liner but I laughed when I heard it.

A woman sets down next to a man in the park watching kids play and says "that's my daughter on the slide, which one is yours", he replies "I haven't decided yet".
 

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I asked the young woman next to me on the bus what the NA button stood for on her blouse.

She said Nymphos Anonymous & I'm addicted to sex with Indians & Jews.

I said Hi, my name is Tonto Lowenstein.
 

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If people are going to hate you for no reason...Give the motherfuckers a reason

Fuck it, it aint my ride home

Dont do it, but if you do do it twice as good as I would of done it
 

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To make a woman scream, fuck her in the ass, to make her scream again...wipe it on the curtains.
 

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Young Indian asks wise chief, "how do we get our names?" Chief responds, "Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking?"
 
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