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When Ashley Lineberger renewed her license she was surprised to find the replacement listed her street address as "EAT ASS." After informing the Florida DMV she doesn't live on "EAT ASS" they tried to charge her for a new one. We have nothing substantive to add to this story, it tells itself really, but we have a few things to note:

1.) Florida issues its licenses for 8 years. Meaning Ms. Lineberger would be eating ass for a long time

2.) It costs $48 to get a license renewed in Florida and the DMV's going to make her pay another $6 to get that fixed? Really? Eventually they fixed their mistake for free.

3.) Sometimes Photoshop is incredibly rewarding, like when you reconstruct the word "ASS" after a local news station blurs it out to satisfy some antiquated notion of good taste.

4.) Our favorite part of the story is at the very end of the broadcast piece, when the husband says "Or she can keep that, but we don't live... live on Eat Ass street."

5.) Not only would we keep that license, we'd treasure it always. It would be framed and displayed prominently in the den when it expired.
 

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Thats our tax dollars at work.
I would have kept it, would be a good laugh in traffic court, "So Mrs. Lineberger, you live on what street?" "EAT ASS your Honor!" LMFAO!
 

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I saw it on every news station they all had a little joke to go along with it cnn I saw it on msnbc Im suprised leno or letterman didnt make a joke
 

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SOMETIME TO SATISFY EM....YOU GOTTA EAT A LITTLE ASS :)
 

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You would think the person typing in the info would noticed the words.Its unreal -I hope she got it fixed.
 

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1) Every state I know of shows you the license and asks you to approve it BEFORE you sign it, and before they add the picture and laminate it. She clearly just ignored that step.
2) The only way I can imagine this happening is that she was shooting shit to the guy behind the counter, complaining about the wait, or some such crap, and he got back at her through this.

Either way, it sure isn't all the DMV's fault.
 

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1) Every state I know of shows you the license and asks you to approve it BEFORE you sign it, and before they add the picture and laminate it. She clearly just ignored that step.
2) The only way I can imagine this happening is that she was shooting shit to the guy behind the counter, complaining about the wait, or some such crap, and he got back at her through this.

Either way, it sure isn't all the DMV's fault.
You're making the assumption that the person behind the DMV counter typing the info in, showed her the license before finishing it.

-Brad
 
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